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upcchris

February 15, 2010, 04:48:01 AM
I got this as an email... it made me laugh....this is a slightly edited version

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a psychologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


BOL see? We're not difficult to keep happy at all!  :laughhard:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

1legRooster

#1
February 15, 2010, 05:13:21 AM
Whereas for a Gal to make a Man happy,

Treat him like her Hero
Respect him

The rest is all tied to those.  LOL

Sorry had to make sure the list was adequately short.   :laughhard:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#2
February 15, 2010, 05:19:03 AM
Quote from: upcchris on February 15, 2010, 04:48:01 AM
I got this as an email... it made me laugh....this is a slightly edited version

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

a friend          :thumbsup2:
a companion    :thumbsup2:
a lover             :freaky2:
a brother           :thumbsup2:
a father             :waving:
a master           :argue:
a chef               :thumbsup2:
an electrician       ???
a carpenter           :great:
a plumber             :great:
a mechanic             :great:
a decorator            :spam:
a stylist                 ???
a psychologist          :frustrated:
a pest exterminator     :thumbsup2:
a psychiatrist             :frustrated:
a healer                      :hypocrite:
a good listener              :great:
an organizer                  :waving:
a good father                  :thumbsup2:
very clean                     :pound:
sympathetic                   :great:
athletic                       :hyper:
warm                        :shine:  
attentive              :lecture:
gallant                    :uzi:
intelligent                :contract:
funny                   :nuke:
creative                 :war:
tender                   :sob:
strong                   :2gun:
understanding           :headrub:
tolerant                  :hippy:
prudent                    :rotfl:
ambitious                :tank:
capable                   :afro:
courageous               :uzi:
determined               :fighter:
true                          :violin:
dependable                :prison:
passionate                 :marry:
compassionate              :2love:

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


BOL see? We're not difficult to keep happy at all!  :laughhard:


Thought it was funny at first to find one for each... but got boring quickly... hope it is more entertaining as a post... lol


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SippinTea

#3
February 15, 2010, 05:30:21 AM
Hilarious! ...if a little too close to home for my own comfort. *wry grin*

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Newsman

#4
February 15, 2010, 08:32:46 AM
Somewhere, a couple/few years ago, I read that

The definition of a successful man is a man that makes more money than his wife can spend

---And---

A successful woman is a woman that can find such a man!


John

The Purple Fuzzy

#5
February 15, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 15, 2010, 05:13:21 AM
Whereas for a Gal to make a Man happy,

Treat him like her Hero
Respect him

The rest is all tied to those.  LOL

Sorry had to make sure the list was adequately short.   :laughhard:
You forgot:  Feed him ;)

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#6
February 15, 2010, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on February 15, 2010, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 15, 2010, 05:13:21 AM
Whereas for a Gal to make a Man happy,

Treat him like her Hero
Respect him

The rest is all tied to those.  LOL

Sorry had to make sure the list was adequately short.   :laughhard:
You forgot:  Feed him ;)

And she must be able to make a decent cup of hot tea as well as make good Iced Tea...


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Sis

#7
February 15, 2010, 06:59:19 PM
My husband likes coffee. I don't. He makes his own!

SippinTea

#8
February 15, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
Woohoo! Yooper, I knew there was a reason you fit in around here. Hurray for hot tea! :highfive:

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#9
February 15, 2010, 09:56:17 PM
Hot tea is like one of my all time favorites... I like Iced tea too though... 2 Lemon zinger packets with 1 or 2 Mint Medley packets in it, and a little honey it is available... Yooper's special tea brew...


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RainbowJingles

#10
February 17, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Wow...  You've officially passed the "do you know how to use GP smileys?" test, Yoop.  :o
You'll probably unlock the secret smileys soon!


Chris: Not a bad list for the short version.  ;)

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#11
February 17, 2010, 01:21:12 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 17, 2010, 12:26:23 AM
Wow...  You've officially passed the "do you know how to use GP smileys?" test, Yoop.  :o
You'll probably unlock the secret smileys soon!

which ones are secret?  :reaction: like that one?


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Amelia Bedelia

#12
February 17, 2010, 02:26:24 AM
 :freaky2: lets have a test... which ones can you see?

:level1newbie:

:lookitsanewbie:

:pointandlaugh:

:freaky747:

:hugfest:

:breakingnews:


someone else will have to administer test level 2, I forget whats in it vs 3

1legRooster

#13
February 17, 2010, 03:00:36 AM
Wow, it has been a long time since I saw those smileys,  :bustamove:

Oh and Amelia, hope that gun is not for hunting Shooting a Rooster.   :couch:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#14
February 17, 2010, 06:42:19 AM
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on February 17, 2010, 02:26:24 AM
:freaky2: lets have a test... which ones can you see?

:level1newbie:

:lookitsanewbie:

:pointandlaugh:

:freaky747:

:hugfest:

:breakingnews:


someone else will have to administer test level 2, I forget whats in it vs 3

*** :cry2: yooper, couldn't see any...***


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RainbowJingles

#15
February 17, 2010, 06:56:04 AM
Poor Yooper.  I guess you'll just have to post more in order to be able to unlock the next level.  Post faster!  Post more!

Jonathan: WHERE are those threads?!?!?!  We had WAY too much fun when you first joined GP!

We NEED to resurrect that secret smileys thread!!!  If only it were still around to be resurrected!  :sadbounce:  Now we'll have to remember them all over again!!  Some of them we haven't used in so long, we may have all forgotten about them!!

1legRooster

#16
February 17, 2010, 01:44:33 PM
I think they may have been in the ask 1legrooster thread.  I have not searched for that but I think that was where it was.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

#17
February 17, 2010, 06:35:59 PM
I can't seem to find your original ask thread...  BUT...  what was your original nickname?!?!  It seems that you've always been the rooster, but you weren't, were you?

upcchris

#18
February 18, 2010, 02:49:17 AM Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 02:59:45 AM by upcchris
Thanks Sis. Hooray for the tea drinkers. :great:

QuoteChris: Not a bad list for the short version.

BOL. I know, ay?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

1legRooster

#19
February 18, 2010, 05:12:21 AM
I find it interesting that the chat about how to make a gal happy, is talking about guys and smiley faces... Should we learn something from this???   ;)
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#20
February 18, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
Oh and as far as I can remember I only had threads under the Rooster thing. 
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#21
February 18, 2010, 05:15:23 AM
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Hooray for the tea drinkers. :great:
:clap2:


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RainbowJingles

#22
February 18, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 18, 2010, 05:12:21 AM
I find it interesting that the chat about how to make a gal happy, is talking about guys and smiley faces... Should we learn something from this???   ;)

Maybe.  lol

Perhaps the men should smile at the ladies more often?  :eyebrow:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#23
February 19, 2010, 02:57:59 AM
Hmmm... We could start a club called "The Happy Smilers"... and we could have own theme song...!   :biglaugh:


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RainbowJingles

#24
February 19, 2010, 04:34:01 AM
We are happy smilers, yes we are.
We are happy smilers, yes we are...
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