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Single Men are Like Waffles... Single Women are like Spaghetti?

Started by (R.I.P.) YooperYankDude, February 14, 2010, 03:16:56 AM

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(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Well, I would say talking to yourself is fine... asking yourself questions is alright... but if you start answering yourself... then we might need to be a little worried... lol  :biglaugh:


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Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 19, 2010, 08:31:41 PM
Ya know, weddings aren't the only thing you need a minister and musicians for.

Funerals need 'em, too.

If I tried to lock John up on Alcatraz and leave him there, he'd probably kill me.
THEN you could call the minister and musicians.

Of course she is right, that is a possibility, but then we'd need Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watsons services as well... Death in Alcatraz... sounds like a E.A. Poe poem...

The sound of all the beating hearts... lol

Could be the makings of a great wedding too... when is this kidnapping taking place? Gotta clear my calender...









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1legRooster

Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 01:44:30 AM
Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:

LOL...


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Sis

Quote from: YooperYankDude on February 20, 2010, 12:24:33 AM
Well, I would say talking to yourself is fine... asking yourself questions is alright... but if you start answering yourself... then we might need to be a little worried... lol  :biglaugh:

That's not even that bad. It's when you start arguing with yourself that you're in real trouble.


RainbowJingles

Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 01:44:30 AM
Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:

You take the "ball and chain" thing seriously, don't you, Jonathan?  :o

1legRooster

Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 20, 2010, 08:52:23 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 01:44:30 AM
Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:

You take the "ball and chain" thing seriously, don't you, Jonathan?  :o

Well better the ball and chain then  :pound: 



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The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

Sis

Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 20, 2010, 08:52:23 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 01:44:30 AM
Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:

You take the "ball and chain" thing seriously, don't you, Jonathan?  :o

Well better the ball and chain then  :pound: 



:laughhard:

Not gonna say it............




RainbowJingles

What exactly aren't you going to say, Sis?

And I can't see the pic there.  It's a red "x".

Sis



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1legRooster

Quote from: YooperYankDude on February 21, 2010, 02:20:40 PM
Wow... you can use duct tape for anything... LOL   :couch:

Oh great, Sis is giving the Yooper some ideas.   :nono:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

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Actually... I wonder if it may be the cure for my occasional "FIMD".

It could really save me a lot of damage control... lol.    :biglaugh:


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Quote from: RainbowJingles on February 20, 2010, 08:52:23 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on February 20, 2010, 01:44:30 AM
Wait, who said you were going to leave him there?  I thought it was going to be a cell for 2.   :laughhard:

You take the "ball and chain" thing seriously, don't you, Jonathan?  :o

Well Marriage is certainly a serious thing... not sure about the ball and chain though... I heard it was "Like a horse and carriage"... lol (really dumb tv show from a long time ago.)

Anyways... can I be in charge of the fireworks show after the Alcatraz Wedding.. ? I am very good at improvised fireworks, and can set off the best series of bottlerockets, and a Roman Candle Barrage to be jealous of... lol.

Is it going to be themed? John dressed as Al Capone, and Rainbow as who? Annie Oakley!   :biglaugh:


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Sis

You a pyro?  :laughhard:

And if Rainbow dresses as anything it would be a clown, of course!


RainbowJingles

*glances studiously at the title of this thread*

This thread is WAY too far :offtopic:

So...  we were saying...

Men are like waffles.

*pours three bottles of syrup on Yoop's head*
*puts the rooster in a waffle iron*

iridiscente


Sis



1legRooster

The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

Yeah.  What Sis said.  I can only TRY.  lol
*pulls out a few more bottles of syrup*

*ALMOST feels sorry for da rooster*

1legRooster

I have heard that some people like chicken and waffles.  But I have never heard of anyone who likes rooster flavored waffles.

The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: 1legRooster on February 23, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
I have heard that some people like chicken and waffles.  But I have never heard of anyone who likes rooster flavored waffles.



I love chicken and waffles... lol... but I don't think I would like to eat rooster and waffles... just doesn't have the same ring to it!  :biglaugh:

Think I will leave that to Rainbow... lol


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(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: Sis on February 23, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
Have you ever had capon?

LOL... nope... but I had to google it to find out what it was too... lol



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