The Pick on Roscoe Thread

[Scott]

               

Q:  How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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Q: How many cop jokes are there?

A: Just two, all the rest are true!

[mini]

I heard through the grapevine we need to have special prayer for Roscoe tonight.  He is about to be killed by LouLou...

[Melody]

My pastor said pray specifics so I think we need to know the story that we may better intercede. ;P

[mini]

[Roscoe]

I heard through the grapevine we need to have special prayer for Roscoe tonight.  He is about to be killed by LouLou...

My pastor said pray specifics so I think we need to know the story that we may better intercede. ;P

She didn't kill me! I *might* have came home with a new automotive item,of which she was predisposed to dislike.....

[The Purple Fuzzy]

I glanced at the title of this thread and thought it said "The Pick Your Nose Thread" lol

[Chseeads]

I glanced at the title of this thread and thought it said "The Pick Your Nose Thread" lol

Same difference.