FIVE-OH TAKES DRUNKS REPORT

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Last night, a obvious drunk, John Smith, phoned 911 in Roscoes town to report that thieves had been in his car.  Among the reported missing items were some rather strange objects.

This reporter obtained actually 911 recording:

Operator:  911.  What is your emergency?
John Smith:  They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!

However, before Roscoe could investigate, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

John Smith:  Never mind," *hiccup* "I got in the back seat by mistake."

No charges have been filed at this time.