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Started by Sis, February 11, 2009, 09:57:27 PM

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Sis

Haven't seen these before....















The Purple Fuzzy


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WOW! I want to vote for these two!









BeccaBoo



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almondjoy


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The Sam's Club sign reminds me of a joke I wanted to do many years ago, but my pastor wouldn't let me (*sniff sniff*)

There was a used car dealer in our town that had a large metal sign in front of his business that said "We give S&H Green Stamps". I wanted to "borrow" it and put in in front of one of our local funeral homes.

I thought it was funny.
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

Sis

What a scamp. Your pastor is right, though. If you got caught, you would be arrested and you would be an embarassment to the church!  LOL  :rofl: