Alabama Dictionary

[Tricia Lea]

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bernadette: The act of torching your mortgage.

Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

Control: A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does.

Left Bank: What a robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty: How golfers create divots.

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacists: A helper on the farm.

Polarize: What penguins see with.

Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief: What trees do each spring.

Rubberneck: What you can do to relax your wife.

Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued: A guy that works on submarines.

Sudafed: Bring litigation against a government official

[The Purple Fuzzy]

 :grin:

[Sis]

Not just for Alabama. I've loved daffynitions for years.

Only a couple that I remember...

Coffee = A person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted  = (Adj.), Appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate = (V.) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach again.

Negligant = (adj.) A condition in which a woman absent-mindedly answer the door in a nightgown.

Gargoyle = (n.) an olive flavored mouthwash

Balderdash = (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

Oyster = (n.) A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.