AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Tricia Lea]

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES


Recieved this from my dad a few min ago

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone  eles to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguements with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high bloodpressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Thien you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


DAILY THOUGHT:

Some people are like slinkies - Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[iridiscente]

"SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS."
BOL, That's horrible!

[Sis]

Terrible but I BOLed when I read it. 

[iridiscente]

yeah, I couldn't help it!

[tj25]

 

[Tricia Lea]

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

thinking of that one for Brandon