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(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: sunlight on November 27, 2010, 10:35:51 AM
:grin: woohoo! Go bob! :hyper: So apparently I am going to need to visit my north states sooner than I expected! hahaha!
That all depends on when you expected to come to the northern states! Lol


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Newsman

That's it! :highfive: Lady Chel!

You, Thomas, are no longer "Z-Bob"--- you are "Go-Bob'!  :thumbsup2:


John/IBOB  :waving:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: Newsman on November 27, 2010, 11:33:15 PM
That's it! :highfive: Lady Chel!

You, Thomas, are no longer "Z-Bob"--- you are "Go-Bob'!  :thumbsup2:


John/IBOB  :waving:

BOL!   :laughhard:

That is funny... all I did was complete one mission... many more such missions to complete before there will be any wedding to worry about! LOL!

So I think I will remain as Z-Bob for the moment... but thanks for all the encouragement!  :)


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Sis

 :sing: Go Bobby, go Bobby, go Bobby, go!


(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Quote from: Sis on November 28, 2010, 06:29:25 AM
:sing: Go Bobby, go Bobby, go Bobby, go!

LOL... if this is to me... thanks! If not... ohh well! LOL!   :P


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RainbowJingles

Quote from: sunlight on November 27, 2010, 10:35:51 AM
:grin: woohoo! Go bob! :hyper: So apparently I am going to need to visit my north states sooner than I expected! hahaha!

*bump*
:hypocrite:

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

How to make a girl happy... hmmm...

After reading / listening to "Love and Respect"... it seems a little clearer on how make / keep a wife happy... LOL


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Scott

 Being Nice and Considerate.

1.) Hold the door when she is carrying the Garbage out

2.) Lift your feet when she is vacuuming the floor

3.) Hand her a clean towel and wet wash cloth when she changes the oil

4.) If she is working too hard, suggest that she take a break so you can finish watching the game

5.) On hot days, make her a nice lunch with fresh lemonade.. it is the least you can do while she is mowing the lawn

6.) If she is too tired to take care of the kids, be a gentleman call a babysitter so she can take a quick shower before feeding the baby

7.) On your anniversay, seriously dude? A Power Saw from Sears?  Dude she deserves something better. Check Home Depot they have some better models.

8.) If she is sick be nice to her, make your own coffee while she is cooking breakfast!

9.) When you shoot your deer this year, give her a break. You drag it to the truck so she can gut and dress it.  Be nice, she is your wife.

10.)  Don't expect her to clean all your fish when you go fishing, have her teach your daughter how to do it.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


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The Purple Fuzzy

Quote from: Scott on June 24, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Being Nice and Considerate.

1.) Hold the door when she is carrying the Garbage out

2.) Lift your feet when she is vacuuming the floor

3.) Hand her a clean towel and wet wash cloth when she changes the oil

4.) If she is working too hard, suggest that she take a break so you can finish watching the game

5.) On hot days, make her a nice lunch with fresh lemonade.. it is the least you can do while she is mowing the lawn

6.) If she is too tired to take care of the kids, be a gentleman call a babysitter so she can take a quick shower before feeding the baby

7.) On your anniversay, seriously dude? A Power Saw from Sears?  Dude she deserves something better. Check Home Depot they have some better models.

8.) If she is sick be nice to her, make your own coffee while she is cooking breakfast!

9.) When you shoot your deer this year, give her a break. You drag it to the truck so she can gut and dress it.  Be nice, she is your wife.

10.)  Don't expect her to clean all your fish when you go fishing, have her teach your daughter how to do it.

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Then put another log on the fire babe
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday
And don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat
Ain't I a gonna take you fishin' with me someday
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.

Ain't I always nice to your kid sister
Don't I take her driving every night
So sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So put another log on the fire...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc

SippinTea

*gag*

*is suddenly very thankful all over again*

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

RainbowJingles


Lynx

I bet this thread title turns up in a lot of google searches...

I don't have any experience with this personally, but I have heard how to argue with a woman. 
"There are two ways to argue with a woman.  Neither one works."  :roll:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Melody

You haven't learned anything from living with your grandmother?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Molly and I never argue... we have intense fellowship! LOL... or if we did decide to argue we would call it that...!   :hypocrite:


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taco_harvell

Quote from: YooperYankDude on July 30, 2011, 07:08:37 AM
Molly and I never argue... we have intense fellowship! LOL... or if we did decide to argue we would call it that...!   :hypocrite:
Give it a week or two......... :hypocrite: :hypocrite: :laughhard:
In love with RainbowJingles

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