I read this and thought of Psalm_97.
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.
So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!
I owe my life to chocolate!
- from ArcaMax Jokes.
The darker the chocolate, the fewer the calories. And the more calories you burn from being on a caffeine high.
Pass the Lindt dark truffles please. :D