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Would you interested attending Brownie University and/or ICARE Community College?

Well yes! Where do I sign up?
Yes! Can I be the mascot...
Yes! I am the real Brownie Bandit!
Yes, curious about the class sizes...
No...
Waiting to decide till I see a list of the classes... and whether stargazing will be a required course...
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(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

May 30, 2010, 03:06:05 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2010, 03:12:07 AM by YooperYankDude
Founding Bachelors F.B.I. (Feed the Bachelors International.)

From the laptops of The Founding Bachelors,

We the Founding Bachelors are proud to announce a new venture brought to you by F.B.I. (Feed the Bachelors International.)

The  creators of the Founding Documents and writers of the Care Package Agreement of 2010 seeing a need for the education of C.P.S. (Care Package Senders) are proud to announce the formation of Brownie University and ICARE Community College. Seeing that only 3 care packages have been sent; we understand there is a need to teach some of our Apostolic women just how to care properly.

We will be offering the following degrees:

Associates Degree in Care Package Technology from ICARE Community College.

A Full BACHELORS Degree from Brownie University.

A MRS Degree will also be available through the Brownie University Master's Degree Program.

We would also like to welcome on board our new Professor Emeritus Newsman. We also would like to welcome on board a new school mascot, the Brownie Bandit. Over the next few days; we will be posting job openings for teachers. We have several courses that need good instructors.

We will also be posting applications for students online as well.

More forth coming in the next few days.

Co-Deans Brownie University
The Founding Bachelors


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sunlight

#1
May 30, 2010, 04:55:50 AM
hmm, I always thought it would be really neat to go to chef's school... :grin:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#2
May 30, 2010, 05:00:14 AM
Quote from: sunlight on May 30, 2010, 04:55:50 AM
hmm, I always thought it would be really neat to go to chef's school... :grin:

You'd do great! And you may even be ahead of the game on some areas...  :grin:


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RainbowJingles

#3
May 30, 2010, 06:43:10 AM
Yoop?
You got any tylenol to go with that co-dean?
:laughhard:
*can't breathe*

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 30, 2010, 03:06:05 AM
Co-Deans Brownie University
The Founding Bachelors


nwlife

#4
May 30, 2010, 06:44:43 AM
It would all depend on who I was sharing the class with, for otherwise I am not too fond of oven baked brownies...  Though going to the beach to pick out a sun baked brownie might be fun!!!!  I always did have a thing for brownies from brazil and the phillipines!! :hypocrite:
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

iridiscente

#5
May 30, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
Will the real Brownie Bandit please stand up?

SippinTea

#6
May 30, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
I believe she IS standing. Short people appear to be sitting even when they're standing. :lol:

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#7
May 30, 2010, 11:38:10 PM
Quote from: iridiscente on May 30, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
Will the real Brownie Bandit please stand up?

Quote from: iridiscente on May 30, 2010, 09:05:32 PM
Will the real Brownie Bandit please stand up?

Or she could just be "clowning around" somewhere!   :cool:

:laughhard:


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(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#8
May 30, 2010, 11:40:22 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 30, 2010, 06:43:10 AM
Yoop?
You got any tylenol to go with that co-dean?
:laughhard:
*can't breathe*

Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 30, 2010, 03:06:05 AM
Co-Deans Brownie University
The Founding Bachelors


Haha... not yet... TG just got admission to the CPA 2010 FBI FB Group yesterday... prolly not enough time to make and mail them out yet... sides, she is prolly still busy writing Dear John letters...


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TheGirl

#9
May 31, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
LOL....yep I was settin at church writin my Dear John a letter...you caught me

Newsman

#10
May 31, 2010, 04:37:14 AM
Thank you for the distinguished honor you have presented me with!

I will fulfill my duties unless something should happen where I would need to step aside (hasn't happened yet, but perhaps, even in my emeritus years, the Lady wil come along to get me to sing the barry manilow song  :sing: Can't smile without you  :sing: and LeBlanc and Carr  :sing: The fall and the springtime, were like in between times...  :sing:


John :bustamove:

upcchris

#11
June 02, 2010, 02:50:01 AM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 30, 2010, 03:06:05 AM
Founding Bachelors F.B.I. (Feed the Bachelors International.)

From the laptops of The Founding Bachelors,

We the Founding Bachelors are proud to announce a new venture brought to you by F.B.I. (Feed the Bachelors International.)

The  creators of the Founding Documents and writers of the Care Package Agreement of 2010 seeing a need for the education of C.P.S. (Care Package Senders) are proud to announce the formation of Brownie University and ICARE Community College. Seeing that only 3 care packages have been sent; we understand there is a need to teach some of our Apostolic women just how to care properly.

We will be offering the following degrees:

Associates Degree in Care Package Technology from ICARE Community College.

A Full BACHELORS Degree from Brownie University.

A MRS Degree will also be available through the Brownie University Master's Degree Program.

We would also like to welcome on board our new Professor Emeritus Newsman. We also would like to welcome on board a new school mascot, the Brownie Bandit. Over the next few days; we will be posting job openings for teachers. We have several courses that need good instructors.

We will also be posting applications for students online as well.

More forth coming in the next few days.

Co-Deans Brownie University
The Founding Bachelors


BOL :laughhard:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

RainbowJingles

#12
June 02, 2010, 10:10:46 PM
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
LOL....yep I was settin at church writin my Dear John a letter...you caught me

:eyebrow:

Hmmm...

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#13
June 02, 2010, 10:23:17 PM
Uh Oh...  :o

Is it possible that Miss TG has woken up the sleeping gentle cougar in Miss RJ...

Why is it that some gals have this tendency (not all...!) to do this thing of... "I dont want him, but don't want any other gal to have him!"

Not implying this is the situation at the this moment concerning RJ and a certain bachelor... lol.   :cool:

*yoop run to hide behind the nearest :couch:  *

Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 02, 2010, 10:10:46 PM
Quote from: TheGirl on May 31, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
LOL....yep I was settin at church writin my Dear John a letter...you caught me

:eyebrow:

Hmmm...


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SippinTea

#14
June 02, 2010, 10:49:05 PM
*nearly howls with laughter at the latest development*

Mr T, you're outrageous.

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

TheGirl

#15
June 02, 2010, 11:20:57 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on June 02, 2010, 10:49:05 PM
*nearly howls with laughter at the latest development*

Mr T, you're outrageous.

:beret:

Yes you are! You're gonna bet me beat up

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#16
June 03, 2010, 12:24:02 AM
Quote from: TheGirl on June 02, 2010, 11:20:57 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on June 02, 2010, 10:49:05 PM
*nearly howls with laughter at the latest development*

Mr T, you're outrageous.

:beret:

Yes you are! You're gonna bet me beat up

Hmmm...

So far, there are two votes for Mr. T. being outrageous...  Can we get that raised to 3 votes... do I here 3? A 3rd vote? Anyone...? 


:laughhard:


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1legRooster

#17
June 03, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
A Full BACHELORS Degree from Brownie University

Shouldn't this be a Bachelorette? ???

How about offering a Doctorate of Divinity? (yes the candy)
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#18
June 03, 2010, 01:47:10 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on June 03, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
A Full BACHELORS Degree from Brownie University

Shouldn't this be a Bachelorette? ???

How about offering a Doctorate of Divinity? (yes the candy)

Doctorate of Divinity! (the candy...)   :laughhard:

That was genius...



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The Purple Fuzzy

#19
June 03, 2010, 01:58:42 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on June 03, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
A Full BACHELORS Degree from Brownie University

Shouldn't this be a Bachelorette? ???

How about offering a Doctorate of Divinity? (yes the candy)
The only bachelorette that is full is the brownie bandit. ;)

RainbowJingles

#20
June 03, 2010, 02:35:03 AM
:laughhard: PF

Jonathan: The degree that the bachelorette earns will make sure that certain bachelor(s) are FULL!!  lol  Thus, it is called a "full bachelors" degree.

Yoop: it's okay.  I happen to have written a "Dear John" note of my own today.  :bigcheese:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#21
June 03, 2010, 02:53:14 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 03, 2010, 02:35:03 AM
:laughhard: PF

Jonathan: The degree that the bachelorette earns will make sure that certain bachelor(s) are FULL!!  lol  Thus, it is called a "full bachelors" degree.

Yoop: it's okay.  I happen to have written my Dear John a note of my own today.  :bigcheese:

:o

Hmmm...

She isn't even being coy about it anymore...

Two Words...

*Cat Fight!*

And the good folks here at GP... I think they want to know where John is during all this letter writing...   :laughhard:


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1legRooster

#22
June 03, 2010, 04:15:28 AM
Good point Rainbow.  Ok, a Full Bachelor degree works.

However, a warning to the wise, get too good a grade at the Full Bachelor degree could result in a MRS degree.  Well if they are some really good brownies.  LOL   :laughhard:

The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

SippinTea

#23
June 03, 2010, 04:22:16 AM
It wasn't brownies that worked to nab my pirate. *cheeky grin* It was Butter Brickle bars. And a batch that didn't turn out so well, at that. *lol*

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

RainbowJingles

#24
June 03, 2010, 04:23:18 AM
:o

You mean the right brownies could earn a bachelorette an honorary MRS degree??

What if she sends more than one care package to more than one bachelor?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :o

That could end up kinda scary!

Sounds like the FBs need to look into making rules for circumstances like this!!
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