Good News, Bad news, and Worse news

[Tricia Lea]

Good news    you just won a new top of the line computer. delivered, set up, and free internet for life

[sunlight]

bad news: you won it by marrying the installer who happens to be a red-headed stubborn person

[Ashlee]

Worse news.  He pays child support for 15 kids, so you have to work three jobs just to support yourself now.

[Tricia Lea]

Good news, you buy a new dress

[Babs]

bad news is it is ripped all the way down one side

[Ashlee]

worse newse, you look at the receipt only to read "all sales are final"

[jdcord]

Worse news:  you're a man.

[Babs]

Worse news:  you're a man.

good news is you just got a phone call that you have been elected the next president

[jdcord]

Aaaaaaargh!  12 seconds off!





I don't care.  I'm leaving it!

[Ashlee]

Aaaaaaargh!  12 seconds off!





I don't care.  I'm leaving it!

lol sorry

Bad news the call is an automated voice recording

[Babs]

yeah would hate for you to have an edited post, know what that does to melodyb  

[jdcord]

Worse news:  You are now the president of Haiti.

[Babs]

lol


good news is, you just got promoted at work and found out that you will be making $150 an hour!

[jdcord]

Bad news:  the last 10 people who worked your new position died on the job.

[Ashlee]

worse news you found their dead bodies stored in your office closet. 

[Babs]

the good news is you just found out that you dont have to work another day in your life and still get paid for it

[Ashlee]

the bad news is you have to move to the north pole and dress up in a red suit

[jdcord]

Worse news:    You'll still only be earning minimum wage.

[Babs]

good news is you were awarded 50,000 posts on gp

[Ashlee]

bad news is, gp was down for a few days

[Tricia Lea]

worse neww scott banned you from gp by accident

[sunlight]

poor ole bro-dad...

[World Traveler]

Good news: Alana and Cheesey get married.

[Babs]

bad news is they started having little cheese-ets

[Tricia Lea]

worse news they sent them to live with mz ethyl