Good News, Bad news, and Worse news

Babs · January 20, 2008, 08:08:49 AM

Okay this is how it goes. I will post somthing that is good news, the next poster posts bad news about my good news and then the next poster puts worse news about the good news. Then it starts over and the next person puts a good news.
Ex.
Good News - You are going to a fancy resturant for dinner.
Bad News - You don't have anything facy to wear.
Worse News - So you go in high water jeans and a tee shirt with stains on it and everyone makes fun of you.

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Good news - I just bought a new audio CD.

Ashlee · January 20, 2008, 08:10:31 AM

Bad news: it cost a fortune

jdcord · January 20, 2008, 10:06:36 AM

Worse News: your two year old poured an entire bottle of Elmer's Glue into it, so now it's ruined.

Babs · January 20, 2008, 10:08:38 AM

good news is: i got a $500 check in the mail today

jdcord · January 20, 2008, 11:32:21 AM

Bad News: it was addressed to one of your neighbors, but was mistakenly placed in your mailbox by your neighborhood's inept postal carrier.

World Traveler · January 20, 2008, 12:21:00 PM

Worse news: It's in confederate dollars.

Babs · January 20, 2008, 12:34:50 PM

Good news is: I got a $10 an hour raise at work.

Tricia Lea · January 20, 2008, 12:41:50 PM

bad news they now want you to do the hula dance to atteact coustomers

World Traveler · January 20, 2008, 01:02:29 PM

Worse news: you work in an ice house in Nome, Alaska (Brrrrr!)

Babs · January 20, 2008, 01:06:23 PM

WT is too good at this worse news lol

Good news is: I won a new car!

Tricia Lea · January 20, 2008, 01:08:49 PM

bad news you have to pick it up in iraq

World Traveler · January 20, 2008, 06:22:32 PM

Worse news: finding out "free" in english means "$15,000 due on delivery" in Iraqi.

World Traveler · January 20, 2008, 06:24:30 PM

Good news: You see the man/woman of your dreams walk into church today.

jdcord · January 21, 2008, 12:40:04 AM

That one's too easy.

Bad News: They're already married to the most beautiful (or handsome) woman (or man) you've ever seen.

World Traveler · January 21, 2008, 04:39:44 AM

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of:

Bad news: they are gay

jdcord · January 21, 2008, 04:42:35 AM

Quote from: World Traveler on January 21, 2008, 04:39:44 AM
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of:

Bad news: they are gay

I think that would fit better as the "Worse" news.

*L*

Tricia Lea · January 21, 2008, 04:45:23 AM

Good news

you just won the lottery $ 100,000,000

Babs · January 21, 2008, 04:52:21 AM

bad news is: you owe $200,000,000 in back child support

Tricia Lea · January 21, 2008, 04:53:48 AM

worse news, you go to claim it and find you are wanted for a murder you did not commit

Babs · January 21, 2008, 04:55:42 AM

good news is: you just won a 30 day all expense paid vacation to anywhere in the world you want to go

Tricia Lea · January 21, 2008, 04:57:10 AM

bad news you find out that someone stole your id and took your vacation

MelodyB · January 21, 2008, 08:28:01 AM

Worse news: they took your spouse with them

Babs · January 21, 2008, 08:35:07 AM

good news is: someone you never knew just died and willed you millions of dollars and all their possessions.

MelodyB · January 21, 2008, 08:39:08 AM

Bad news is: you have to live in a cave for 45 years alone before you can claim the inheritance.

Babs · January 21, 2008, 10:16:30 AM

worse news is: there are tons of spiders and snakes in the cave