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Started by taco_harvell, February 15, 2011, 02:16:57 AM

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The manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial
sort. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of
him, his height. Or, should I say, his very obvious lack of it.

One day he stormed through the front door and announced angrily,
"Someone just picked my pocket!"

Most of my fellow waitresses didn't say anything, but finally
Marilyn just had to blurt out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
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Quote from: taco_harvell on February 15, 2011, 02:16:57 AM
The manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial
sort. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of
him, his height. Or, should I say, his very obvious lack of it.

One day he stormed through the front door and announced angrily,
"Someone just picked my pocket!"

Most of my fellow waitresses didn't say anything, but finally
Marilyn just had to blurt out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
:laughhard:
Reminds me of my sergeant serveral years ago telling of a " height challenged man" making a report of a theft.  He informed Sarge that " I'm not Happy". Sarge couldn't resist. " Which one of the seven are you? Grumpy,perhaps?"  :o Don't know if it's true or not, but remembering Sarge telling it still cracks me up.
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

taco_harvell

Officer Roscoe sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, Officer Roscoe sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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