Why men dont get depressed

[Mrs. Yosemite]

 
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--


Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. (AInt That the TRUTH)  
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a five-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. So True!
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
Some wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Babs]

LOL thats great! 

[almondjoy]

So very true!  That's great   

[Ashlee]

It's sad, but true

[MelodyB]

Hey Barb!!

[Babs]

Hey Barb!!

howdy mel 


whats shakin?

[MelodyB]

Nuttin. Fittin to make sum mater gravy for dinner.

[Babs]

Nuttin. Fittin to make sum mater gravy for dinner.

oh man i forgot about that stuff

* Mz. Ethyl looks for shoes to run buy maters lol

[MelodyB]

You prolly wont be able to buy fresh ones with all that salmonella scare. We dont have them here. I think it was two people in Florida died already from it. 

I have a can of em' that I am using.

[Babs]

humm, well i have canned ones, didnt think of that

* Mz. Ethyl puts shoes away lol

[Sis]

Thought it was Ecoli! Oh well, we had Taco salad yesterday with fresh maters over the top. YUMMMM!

[Ashlee]

Yeah, my uncle grows them, so if mom wants some we get fresh.  I don't eat them unless they're chopped up in little bitty pieces and put in tacos, or cooked in stews or soups or something. 

[MelodyB]

Thought it was Ecoli!

All the articles I have seen say salmonella.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=acZs0xEVJPvI&refer=home

[Ashlee]

Wow.  How did this discussion change from men to bacteria?  Oh.....nvm

*cough*

*HUGS* Chris cause if he reads this he'll shake his head in frustration.  lol

[MelodyB]

Is he one of those that cant stand it when the topic gets so out of whack?

[Ashlee]

No.  He, understandably, doesn't like it when women unfairly bash men.

[almondjoy]

* almondjoy has access to fresh vine rippened tomatoes (friends own a greenhouse).

[Ashlee]

It's always nice to get fresh veggies.  They taste so much better that way.

[almondjoy]

It's always nice to get fresh veggies.  They taste so much better that way.

Amen to that!

[yosemite]

ahhh!! so yall think men are bacteria!! men only have one mood? why i aughta!!

[Sis]

Well, you don't cry when you get pregnant. Let's leave it at that.   

[yosemite]

ohhhh, trust me if i found out i was pregnant i would cry!! LOL wondering how, and especially how to deliver would be the next step!!  LOL

[Sis]

ohhhh, trust me if i found out i was pregnant i would cry!! LOL wondering how, and especially how to deliver would be the next step!!  LOL

[almondjoy]

ohhhh, trust me if i found out i was pregnant i would cry!! LOL wondering how, and especially how to deliver would be the next step!!  LOL