Turning 40?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

 Speaking of Senior Moments:

The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly
demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

Ma'am, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday
paper is not delivered til Sunday.

There was quite a pause on the other end of the
phone, followed by a ray of recognition. 
 
"So that's why no one was in church today."

[almondjoy]

 

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[Sis]

I cut that out and have it in my humor file.      You know! Great minds!

[Sis]

 
Younger women start opening doors for you

You begin to become invisible in the dating game

The highway patrol sigh or shake their heads but don't give you a ticket

You scout for a warmer place to spend the long, cold winters

You are no longer 'promising'

Younger folks ask you for advice

Youthful injuries return with a vengeance

You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more

Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer

Your drugs of preference are now vitamins

You read more and remember less

[The Purple Fuzzy]

*snicker*