Update Sugar Rush 2011: Cop Takes Doctor Hostage

[taco_harvell]

While authorities stood by snacking on doughnuts and wondering what to do next, a Dr Pepper truck pulled up behind the local Shipley's to make his weekly delivery. Someone mentioned out loud that the Dr Peeper truck was here. Witnesses said, "we have never seen anything like it, that short cop jumped flat footed out of the dumpster and onto the roof of the truck". He then, jumped in the cab and fled the seen.  Authorities believe, this can't go on much longer, "the amount of sugar pumping through that short fellers body is enough to down an elephant".


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