Top Ten Things Overheard on Noah's Ark:

[taco_harvell]

10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of
umbrellas?"

9. "Hey, there are more than two flies in here!"

8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on
board?"

7. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the
mosquitoes on board?"

6. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!"

5. "Don't Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back
There!"

4. "No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!"

3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."

2. "Nice Doggie!"

... And the Number One Thing Overheard on Noah's Ark:

1. "Are We There Yet?"

[Sis]

I liked the cartoon I saw once where Noah and one of his sons were fishing with the two worms. His son looks at Noah and said: "What do we do after this?"