Husband at Wal-Mart

[yosemite]

the security people behind the monitor need entertainment too!!! :grin:

[taco_harvell]

Sam, If you and Yo ever visit Taco's stomping grounds, I think my advice would be:
do NOT go to Wal-Mart.

Now why? lol

[RainbowJingles]

lol  Sounds like you and Yo would have a WHOLE lot of fun together, and Sam would never be allowed back in any WalMart in the nation.

[TheGirl]

the security people behind the monitor need entertainment too!!! :grin:

no trust me. . if you work at walmart you get plenty of entertainment
however i'm sure they appreciate you trying

[samzup]

Can't go to denny's either!  Doesnt matter where we're at, he'll think of something.

I was bouncing a rubber ball in the walmart toy dept. This associate who appeared to be about 21 years old, came over to me like I was 5 years old. She said, " We dont bounce the balls in the store, Do we bounce balls in our house at home?"    I felt my idiot detector kicking in. haha  I said, Lady... If I wanted to break everything in this store, I could. I'm old enough to pay for it.  She just walked off.  lol

I'm thinking.. can't believe some people's nerve.

[RainbowJingles]

Did he tell the waitress he had a gray hare in his coffee like my dad did once?

[taco_harvell]

lol  Sounds like you and Yo would have a WHOLE lot of fun together, and Sam would never be allowed back in any WalMart in the nation.

I think me and Yo would have LOTS of fun...... lol

WalMart watch out!

[RainbowJingles]

That's what I meant, Taco.  That's exactly what she should fear.  lol

[samzup]

We went to a restaurant at a truck stop and ate. Afterwards I went to the ladies room.  While I was in there, I saw a scale that you put a quarter in and it gives you your current weight. I had been on a diet and figured I should have lost some weight by now so I weighed myself.  I noticed that I had lost 3 more lbs.  I was excited and when I came out.  He was still at the register paying for the food, along with several other truck drivers in line behind him.   I said, " Guess what babe, I lost 3 more lbs!"

He announces... "3 lbs! I hope you flushed!"

[yosemite]

 

yeah Taco, we just might have a laugh or two!!

[Sis]

OOOOHHHHH!  Great advice!

[samzup]

I can't take him ANYWHERE!  Next time I'll leave him in the car. 

[taco_harvell]

yeah Taco, we just might have a laugh or two!!

But, who do we call to bail us out afterwards? LOL

[samzup]

Back around halloween I saw a man who had a scary mask on and he was sneaking up behind different people who wasnt really looking. One woman screamed bloody murder. haha

[RainbowJingles]

If it had been me, the bloody murder scream would have occurred right before I THWACKED said man in mask with my shopping basket full of canned goods.  That's not even right.