Three Married Men

[Robert Williams]

The first man married a Polish woman.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second man married an Italian woman.  He gave his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day, he was his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Jewish woman.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, and prepare hot meals for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything; but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

[Sis]

  Serves him right.