People are getting Old...

[Sis]

I remember once, I was like that. I even had to subtract my birth year from the year to see how old I was. Just didn't think about it much and got confused.  If I can get that confused at 24, how will I do when I reach retirement age? 

[Heather]

when it first started i was only 21. someone asked me how old i was at church. i told them 19. then my friend lee was like 'no heather, you're 21'. then the light came on. ding.

[Sis]

I was 21 back then, too. Still am!

[Heather]

i embrace getting older. for now. of course it would help if i could remember. lol. i'll be like 40 and think i'm 26. 

[Sis]

"WHERE is my SUNDAY  paper?!" The little old lady calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper  employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There  was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as the little old lady was heard to mutter, "Well, I'll be... that's why no one was at church today."
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Things to do when you retire:

1) At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2) Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions, switch to Espresso.

3) Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

6) When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

[Sis]

Don't laugh.... It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 And heading towards 70!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.


2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.


3. No one expects you to run  --  anywhere.


4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'


5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.


6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.


7. Things you buy now won't wear out.


8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.


9. You can live without making out but not your glasses.


10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.


11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.


13. You sing along with elevator music.


14. Your eyes won't get much worse.


15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.


17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them.


18. Your supply of braincells is finally down to a manageable size.


19. You can't remember who wrote this list.


20.And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

[World Traveler]

You whipper-snappers don't even know what old is!!!

[Sis]

*Sis gives WT a big ole sloppy smooch* Thanx Sonny! 

[Ashlee]

Sis is smooching WT Pass it on....

[Sis]

[Melody]

I can't believe I'm still as young as I am... I keep thinking someone forgot to log some of the years or something... I have to be further along than this

this is exactly how I feel about life.  I'll be 30 in Nov.

[Nerd]

I'm 27 now. It's awesome!

[Sis]

You got a long way to go to catch up with me. 

[Heather]

is it bad if i already sing with the elevator music AND i can tell weather with my knees? i'm already getting a jump on that list Sis. lol.

[JoyGirl]

Well... I turned 25 on the 13th of this month and it hit me... Awwww.. .I am a quarter of a century!   

[Sis]

is it bad if i already sing with the elevator music AND i can tell weather with my knees? i'm already getting a jump on that list Sis. lol.

Yeah, get an early start.