Funny Tombstones & Last Words

[Mrs. Yosemite]

Here are some funny tombstone pictures. Can you think of any funny phrases or last words to put on a tombstone? (I was thinking about putting something comical on mine)  Maybe not.



End of The Trail- She Fed Us All




Heres one I like. lol

"I told ya'll I was sick." <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZKxdm021YYUS%2526i%253D8%252F8%255F1%255F35%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">

[almondjoy]

LOL Nice!   

[Sis]

I liked that one from a woman. It said, "I told ya I was sick!"

[almondjoy]

HAHA yeah!

[Sis]

I went to a museum that had an exhibit of tombstones with funny sayings. It was awsome. The room was dark, had black walls, fake spider webs all over and tombstones to read. I wrote some of the funnier sayings down.

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona

John Brown is filling his last cavity.
-- Dentist's Tombstone

The I told ya I was sick was on a tombstone from Georgia

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
-- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA

[almondjoy]

Where was this museum?!?!

* almondjoy looks to fill her morbid curiosity   

[Tricia Lea]

Heres  a good one

Once there was a boy named Odd.
Odd was the brunt of jokes his whole life, because of his name, even though he grew up to be a successful lawyer. When Odd was old and about to die, he said, "People have been teasing me my whole life, and I don't want them doing it after I am dead, so I don't want my name printed on my tombstone."
After Odd died, people saw his blank tombstone and said, "That's odd!

[almondjoy]

 

[Sis]

Where was this museum?!?!

* almondjoy looks to fill her morbid curiosity   

I don't remember. It was a few years ago and I've been so many places since.

[Mrs. Yosemite]

my aunt had it little saying put on hers that said, "Here lies an empty shell, the nut is gone."

[Sis]

[Mrs. Yosemite]

"I'll be back in a moment."

[almondjoy]

It was a Cough
That carried him Off
It was a Coffin
They Carried him Off In

On an attorney's tombstone:

Goembel
John E.
1867-1946
"The defense rests"

Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.
Ruidoso, New Mexico


Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876

[almondjoy]

Stranger tread
This ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown
Is filling his last cavity.


Here Lies Jane Smith
Wife of Thomas Smith
Marble Cutter:
This Monument Erected
By Her Husband
As A Tribute
To Her Memory.
Monuments of this style
are 250 Dollars.


Effie Jean Robinson
1897-1922
Come blooming youths,
as you pass by ,
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, so must you be;
Prepare for death and follow me.
Upon which someone scribbled:
To follow you
I am not content,
How do I know
Which way you went.


Here lies Johnny Cole.
Who died upon my soul
After eating a plentiful dinner.
While chewing his crust
He was turned into dust
With his crimes undigested -
poor sinner.


Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.


Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

[mesipie]

like the odd1

[Ashlee]

I always liked reading old tombstones and stuff.  I use to visit the Halloween websites quite frequently.   

[The Purple Fuzzy]

LAST WORDS
Gravestone epitaph:
Here lies the body of Solomon Peas,
Under the daisies and under the trees.
Peas is not here, only the pod.
Peas shelled out, went home to God!

[Brother Dad]

 

[Sis]

I loved the one that said, "I told you I was sick!"

[Gingerale]

We are going to Ruidoso for church camp in July! I wanna find that tombstone!

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Tombstone verse in an English cemetery:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent.
Until I know which way you went.

[Sis]

[Sis]

My friend's mom had a salt and pepper shaker set that was a tray with two tombstones on it. Together they read:

Ma loved Pa
Pa loved wimmin
Ma caught Pa
with two in swimmin
Here lies Pa