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The Purple Fuzzy

February 07, 2011, 07:17:17 PM
Be prepared! 

This is for when the first one gets locked. ;)

sunlight

#1
February 10, 2011, 03:24:56 PM
:lurk:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Newsman

#2
February 11, 2011, 08:48:28 AM
 :waving:

Tricia Lea

#3
February 11, 2011, 11:27:53 PM
 If you are gluten intolerant but eat it anyway, does that make you a gluten for punishment? ~~ Perry Hall

Lynx

#4
February 12, 2011, 12:13:29 AM
If a girl breaks up with her guy, and the guy works at a factory that makes lawnmowers, does she write him a John Deere letter?
                                          Cliff Roosa


"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#5
February 12, 2011, 03:39:52 AM
If at first you don't succeed, forget sky diving.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too surprised.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#6
February 12, 2011, 02:09:46 PM
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
                                         Seneca
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

#7
February 13, 2011, 03:56:51 AM
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Sam Ewing
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

taco_harvell

#8
February 13, 2011, 03:58:10 AM
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon Bonaparte
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

#9
February 17, 2011, 02:25:18 PM
"When you sing 'I'm so glad Jesus lifted me,' don't make it sound like the elevator got stuck between floors."

In a similar vein:
"If you're glad Jesus saved you, let your face know it."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Tricia Lea

#10
February 18, 2011, 02:19:56 AM
"Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future."
Fulton Oursler

The Purple Fuzzy

#11
February 18, 2011, 02:33:21 AM
:like:

Lynx

#12
February 19, 2011, 06:15:03 PM
"The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it."

"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Tricia Lea

#13
February 20, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
I spent a lifetime learning that most people love you as long as you play by their rules, or until you have nothing left to give.  --- Br Jamie Dutton

Tricia Lea

#14
February 21, 2011, 03:37:03 AM
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
Mark Twain

Lynx

#15
February 21, 2011, 03:44:25 AM
"Don't join the loudness race which has no winners."

Err... well, this one only applies to people who make music, specifically to use of compressors.  Normal people, ignore this one.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#16
February 22, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
Sometimes you type "yippeee" and auto-correct replaces it with "Tupperware." So, Tupperware! is now my new exclamation of excitement. - Amber


(posted this one just for mel lol)
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

taco_harvell

#17
February 22, 2011, 02:27:37 AM
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.

Freya Madeline Stark
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

taco_harvell

#18
February 22, 2011, 02:35:50 AM
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.


                Will Rogers
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Lynx

#19
February 22, 2011, 05:44:03 AM
"There are more bits of information in the broadcast of one television station in one year than in every book ever written.  But some bits have more value than others."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

MelodyB

#20
February 22, 2011, 05:50:51 AM
Quote from: Just Plain Ole Barb on February 22, 2011, 12:46:54 AM
Sometimes you type "yippeee" and auto-correct replaces it with "Tupperware." So, Tupperware! is now my new exclamation of excitement. - Amber


(posted this one just for mel lol)

I think I'm gonna put this on my FB... ;)
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

#21
February 22, 2011, 05:51:47 AM
thats where i got it from lol someone with an iphone lol
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

MelodyB

#22
February 22, 2011, 06:00:30 AM
I bet! Auto correct is always good for a laugh!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#23
February 25, 2011, 04:45:39 AM
‎"Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." ~
Author unknown

taco_harvell

#24
February 25, 2011, 04:58:47 AM
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.


Abraham Lincoln
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/
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