Applications:Eligible Men for...(New Thread)

[Sis]

  Sis Mom is a tattle tale! Sis Mom is a tattle tale

[Sister_Mom]

 


The funny thing is, when I saw that she was saying she decided she wanted to be single, I actually thought she was serious and I was going to tell her that seems to be a sure fire way of getting married. Then when I saw other type in there, I started laughing.  Should have known better, after all, look at "who" we're talking about here.

[MelodyB]

Well, if you have to NOT look to get one, then consider me looking.

[Sister_Mom]

Well, if you have to NOT look to get one, then consider me looking.

*duct tapes Melody's eyes shut*   

[MelodyB]

The only way I would even consider wanting one, is if I was sure it would turn out that way that yours has. That I KNEW it was God, and it was as perfect and I was as happy as you are. I would consider that, if I knew for sure. Yall have actually got me to thinking more on that line, and thats just weird for me. But if God can work it out for you, maybe He would for me? Maybe?

[Chinadoll]

When do I get an application thread?

*pouts*

Nai

[Ashlee]

Awwww.  You can take my place! 

[Sis]

We'll just take all applications here, and you girls can look them over and take your pick. No problem! 

[RainbowJingles]

Who's Neeeeeeexxxxtt??!!! 

Meeeeeee!!

[Amelia Bedelia]

Should have known better, after all, look at "who" we're talking about here.

am I that bad?   




nah I am enjoying being single... I go back and forth daily on whether or not I'd really prefer to be in a committed relationship or not LOL my current situation is working pretty well for me so far 

[Sister_Mom]

Should have known better, after all, look at "who" we're talking about here.

am I that bad?   




nah I am enjoying being single... I go back and forth daily on whether or not I'd really prefer to be in a committed relationship or not LOL my current situation is working pretty well for me so far 

No, you're not that bad. Even if you were, that's not a bad thing. 


It's a good thing to enjoy being single, as long as you don't let the freedom and independence of singleness become your security blanket. And even then, God can change that, I'm a living testimony of that fact.

Being single has many benefits and most of them are unconditional benefits, the only benefits to being married are conditional and those conditions are if it's to the right person and if you are ready. So..... take your time, enjoy being single, but keep your mind open to the possibility of the right man stepping into your life at the right time, because God is good like that. 

[relevant_grace]

Hmm.  An eligible young man started coming to our church recently.  He was eligible for about the first five minutes.  Back to the drawing board.

[Sister_Mom]

He was eligible for about the first five minutes.  Back to the drawing board.

Poor guy!! That's just crazy!! 

[apsurf]

What are we eligible for again?  I forgot.

[Sis]

marriage! BOL

[MelodyB]

He was eligible for about the first five minutes.  Back to the drawing board.

Poor guy!! That's just crazy!! 

You can tell he was Apostolic.

[Backseat Radio]

When do I get an application thread?

*pouts*

Nai

I'm sure we could arrange to open an application thread for ya.

If anyone dares open an application thread for me they'll get pounded real good

[apsurf]

Who's Neeeeeeexxxxtt??!!! 

Meeeeeee!!

So does this mean rainbow is going to do a tour across the nation to check on the applicants?

[relevant_grace]

He was eligible for about the first five minutes.  Back to the drawing board.

Poor guy!! That's just crazy!! 

You can tell he was Apostolic.

Uh huh.

[apsurf]

I take it that one of the girls in the church roped him in, or did his wife show up right behind him?

[relevant_grace]

I take it that one of the girls in the church roped him in, or did his wife show up right behind him?

Let's just say the frenzy of giggling began!  Initially, I was sympathetic to his plight, but then I saw him grinning...

[apsurf]

I take it that one of the girls in the church roped him in, or did his wife show up right behind him?

Let's just say the frenzy of giggling began!  Initially, I was sympathetic to his plight, but then I saw him grinning...

1. trying to remember the last time I heard giggling about me....

2.  so his eligibility with you was over in 5 mins then!!

[apsurf]

Just remembered the orginal post of this thread...This is sippintea's thread for applications.

[relevant_grace]

I take it that one of the girls in the church roped him in, or did his wife show up right behind him?

Let's just say the frenzy of giggling began!  Initially, I was sympathetic to his plight, but then I saw him grinning...

1. trying to remember the last time I heard giggling about me....

2.  so his eligibility with you was over in 5 mins then!!

Ah, Brandon.  You've made a few of us giggle, I'm sure.  In any event, Bro. Jesse was two shades of handsome and quite jovial, but honestly, a gaggle of giggling females should instill the fear of God in anyone's heart!  Fear of the impending stampede rose in my being with the quickness.  Fortunately, I managed to get my hand released from his grasp and dart away as they moved in with deadly intent to circle their prey.  That's right.  I abandoned him.  If it helps, I did send up a silent prayer on his behalf, though...lol.

[apsurf]

When do I get an application thread?

*pouts*

Nai

I'm sure we could arrange to open an application thread for ya.

If anyone dares open an application thread for me, they'll get my eternal gratitude!!

Hey Newsman....you heard it right there!!!!! another misquote for evaluation by the media!!!