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I Owe My Life to Chocolate

Started by mini, August 14, 2011, 07:05:00 PM

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mini

I read this and thought of Psalm_97.

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.  As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate!

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Lynx

The darker the chocolate, the fewer the calories.  And the more calories you burn from being on a caffeine high. 

Pass the Lindt dark truffles please. :D
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