HOME REMEDIES

[taco_harvell]

~ If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

~ Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

~ High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

~ A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

~ If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

~ Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

[Lynx]

Oh, with taco posting this I should have guessed...   My brain was already marshaling all the home remedies I know for posting. 

[EricShane]

do these work?

[taco_harvell]

do these work?

We have elected you to try these out and let us know how they work. lol

[The Purple Fuzzy]

That's what I was thinking