So Lou goes to buy a gun for Roscoe....

Started by mini, May 31, 2011, 01:08:18 PM

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mini

So Lou goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

It's for my husband, she tells the clerk.

Did he tell you what gauge to get? asked the clerk.

Are you kidding? she says. He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!


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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

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Roscoe

 :eyebrow: Probably true...... Now I'm second guessing my eagerness for you to come to the car show, Mini. You sure you ain't delivering a rifle for her? :biglaugh:
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mini

I promise I aint.  But I may be trying to escape my wife's rifle purchase....
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

Quote from: minnesota68 on May 31, 2011, 01:55:12 PM
I promise I aint.  But I may be trying to escape my wife's rifle purchase....
We'll find a place to hide. She'll never think to shoot amongst a bunch of old cars...
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

She knows me well enough.  Thats the first place she would look...LOL
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller