Satan and the old man.

[Q-tip]

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and
said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you are Still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of
me?"

The man calmly replied, "'Been married to your sister for 48 years".


:grin:

[Tricia Lea]

lololol

[Mrs. Yosemite]

HAAAAAAAAAA  Q-Tip that was funny!

That reminds me a of a joke similar to that.

...One morning a woman gets out of bed, looks in the mirror to tidy up her hair. She remembers its her 20th anniversary. So she runs downstairs to see her husband.

He's sitting at the table crying. She said, "Today's our anniversary, dear. Why are you crying?"
The husband says, " Aw it's nothing"
"Come on, you can tell me," she replied.
The husband says, "I was just thinking back when we first met. When your dad came in and caught us on the couch."
The wife who's touched that her husband remembered that incident was all dreaming eyed. She says, " OH, Yea I remember that. That was FUN!"
The husband said, ".. and your parents threatened me and said that unless we got married, they would see to it that I went to prison."
She says, " Yes, I recall that. But why are you crying?"
The husband says, " I would've got out today"

[mesipie]

hahahaha

ooooh....ida killed him....lol

[Ashlee]

Actually, I prolly would have sat there crying with him. lol