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Started by Mrs. Yosemite, April 28, 2008, 01:52:07 AM

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Mrs. Yosemite

April 28, 2008, 01:52:07 AM Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 11:34:22 AM by Mrs. Yosemite
Here's a little ditty I made up while riding across several states in a big rig. You can add your verse if you can relate....

NASHVILLE HERE I COME! :guitar:

( TO THE TUNE OF ON THE ROAD AGAIN)

On the commode again,
Just cant wait to get on the commode again,
You've got to move it when youre laxative kicks in,
I can wait to get on the commode again
                     :scared:

On the commode again,
Out of my way Im in a rush my friend,
That smokey bear just clocked me at a 110,
but I cant wait to get on the commode again
               :cophat:    :copcar:   :cophat:

(bridge) On the commode again!
Just my luck there is no paper on the roll again,
                      :reaction:
So embarrassin
I guess I'm going to have to use a towel again..
On the other end
                      :tantrum:
                 
On the commode again,
that stupid toliet seat was up again!
                       :angry:
Oh but I could sit on here till I get old and then,
Turn around and sit down on the commode again
                       :blush:

on the commode again
Everyone thinks that Ive fell in again
So get this picture its a very simple scene
Cheeks on the toilet seat reading that magazine
                    :read:


Thank You, Thank You Very Much!!
                    :bow:

Waiting on the contracts to come pouring in now!
         :cd:  :contract: :cd:

Up Till Now My Career Has Been In The Toilet
                    :flush:

Tricia Lea

#1
April 28, 2008, 02:00:01 AM
 :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

love it

Babs

#2
April 28, 2008, 02:01:03 AM
LOL my kinda song  :sing:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

yosemite

#3
April 28, 2008, 03:50:26 PM
im not much of a song writer but im sure mz ethyl or even sis can come up with another verse or two. they seem to have a very good sence of humor. :laughhard: :pound: :frustrated: :violin: :speech: :baby: :ignore: :surrender: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

yosemite

#4
April 28, 2008, 04:19:31 PM
ok i got one. she asked fer it.

.....on the commode again,
my wife thinks she's a comedian
don't strike a match,we'll all be blowed to new zealand,
it aint funny when she's on the comode again
:laughhard:  :onfire:  :rofl:
on the comode again,
this song is so silly, can i get an amen
its so bad the haz mat team has been called in,
please stay tuned for updates on cnn
:firefighter:
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

sunlight

#5
April 28, 2008, 07:32:11 PM
:laughat:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Tricia Lea

#6
April 28, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
on the comode again,
cant seem to get away from the camode again
my pepto bismol hasnt kicked in
so here I sit on the camode again

ok I know its bad but all i vould think of lol

yosemite

#7
April 28, 2008, 09:26:05 PM Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 09:37:04 PM by yosemite
ok sis,mz ethyl lets hear yalls version... :updown: :laughhard:



that was pretty good tricia lea. as good as mine anyway!!LOL
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

Mrs. Yosemite

#8
April 28, 2008, 10:35:42 PM
Here You Go. This thread my need a few supplies. hehe

MelodyB

#9
April 29, 2008, 05:59:53 AM
Oh MY :o

:laughhard:



Where is Tea? :flush:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Sis

#10
April 29, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on April 28, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
on the comode again,
cant seem to get away from the camode again
my pepto bismol hasnt kicked in
so here I sit on the camode again

ok I know its bad but all i vould think of lol

:rofl:  Oh my!  *laughing*

yosemite

#11
April 29, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
we all wondered where sis was and then,
befor we knew it she keyed in
to find out she was only laughin
    :laughhard: :rofl: :laughhard:
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

yosemite

#12
April 29, 2008, 08:36:11 PM Last Edit: May 05, 2008, 01:26:07 AM by yosemite
  :vvader:" may the farce be with you, loose toilet walker".
                                                                       
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

yosemite

#13
April 29, 2008, 09:20:54 PM
 :stupid: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :laughat: :laughat: :fighter: :darth: :darth:
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

Tricia Lea

#14
May 01, 2008, 01:05:26 AM
still waiting for mz ethyls rendition lol

Sis

#15
May 01, 2008, 04:58:18 AM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on May 01, 2008, 01:05:26 AM
still waiting for mz ethyls rendition lol

She's packing, probably too tired to be creative.

mesipie

#16
May 01, 2008, 05:53:01 AM
 :o :roll: :roll:

oh my
its mesi: mee see...not messy

messaypah to only a certain few...lol...

MelodyB

#18
May 04, 2008, 03:00:28 PM
:o
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

yosemite

#19
May 05, 2008, 02:21:53 AM
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

Sis

#20
May 05, 2008, 05:29:56 AM

Mrs. Yosemite

#21
May 05, 2008, 12:39:41 PM Last Edit: May 05, 2008, 12:56:11 PM by Mrs. Yosemite
 AHEM!   :nono:  You don't do that to your wife! [/quote]

AMEN Preach Sis!  :pound: I know guys think its so funny, But IT AINT FUNNY. All these poor wives have to get up and see if we can FIND the blanket or comforter cause nobody knows where it went during the blast.
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yosemite

#22
May 05, 2008, 06:26:54 PM
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

Sis

#23
May 05, 2008, 06:37:09 PM
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OH MY! Don't show those to Mel or Mz Ethyl! *Sis ducks*

yosemite

#24
May 06, 2008, 01:57:07 AM
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther
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