TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC

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Scott

April 12, 2008, 03:23:10 PM

10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys

9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh

8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software

7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem"

6. Book boat tickets using Priceline.com

5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem

4. Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator

3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues

2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot"

1. Add Spam to list of cardinal sins
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


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Mrs. Yosemite

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April 12, 2008, 03:46:37 PM
The Apostle Paul Would've Done This...



jdcord

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April 13, 2008, 01:13:00 AM

:laughhard:


I especially like the ones below:

Quote from: Scott on April 12, 2008, 03:23:10 PM

7. "To live is Christ, to die is to have a 28K modem"

5. E-mail pictures of Peter eating pork to the gang back in Jerusalem

4. Church officers: Pastor, Elder, Deacon, System Administrator

3. Use decryption software to interpret tongues

2. Describe conversion experience as the "Divine Reboot"


:biglaugh:
Wanda:   Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo:   But three rights make a left,...

jdcord

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April 13, 2008, 01:16:12 AM Last Edit: April 13, 2008, 01:19:03 AM by jdcord

Quote from: Mrs. Yosemite on April 12, 2008, 03:46:37 PM

The Apostle Paul Would've Done This...




        :yikes:                                :reaction:


You know, they could've just given that laptop away  ....... to ME, for instance .......  instead of letting that cute doggie destroy it like that       :frownshake:

Wanda:   Two wrongs don't make a right.
Cosmo:   But three rights make a left,...

LeahMarie

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April 13, 2008, 01:21:12 AM
Or me! :lol:
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The Purple Fuzzy

#5
April 13, 2008, 02:00:53 AM

Do you think this is what his mouse would have looked like? :D

yosemite

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May 05, 2008, 02:32:25 AM
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther
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