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Started by Tricia Lea, February 06, 2008, 05:23:16 PM

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Tricia Lea

February 06, 2008, 05:23:16 PM
 



A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

Ashlee

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February 09, 2008, 01:59:38 AM
Not a bad idea.  Maybe I should start skipping every other day.  lol

NessasMama

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February 09, 2008, 03:40:07 AM
 :laughhard:
I was born weird -- this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma.

Tricia Lea

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March 19, 2008, 05:13:29 PM
Quote from: teacheroftheLord on February 09, 2008, 01:59:38 AM
Not a bad idea.  Maybe I should start skipping every other day.  lol

got to thoinking maybe that would be a good Idea
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