Here's a little ditty I made up while riding across several states in a big rig. You can add your verse if you can relate....
NASHVILLE HERE I COME! :guitar:
( TO THE TUNE OF ON THE ROAD AGAIN)
On the commode again,
Just cant wait to get on the commode again,
You've got to move it when youre laxative kicks in,
I can wait to get on the commode again
:scared:
On the commode again,
Out of my way Im in a rush my friend,
That smokey bear just clocked me at a 110,
but I cant wait to get on the commode again
:cophat: :copcar: :cophat:
(bridge) On the commode again!
Just my luck there is no paper on the roll again,
:reaction:
So embarrassin
I guess I'm going to have to use a towel again..
On the other end
:tantrum:
On the commode again,
that stupid toliet seat was up again!
:angry:
Oh but I could sit on here till I get old and then,
Turn around and sit down on the commode again
:blush:
on the commode again
Everyone thinks that Ive fell in again
So get this picture its a very simple scene
Cheeks on the toilet seat reading that magazine
:read:
Thank You, Thank You Very Much!!
:bow:
Waiting on the contracts to come pouring in now!
:cd: :contract: :cd:
Up Till Now My Career Has Been In The Toilet
:flush:
:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
love it
LOL my kinda song :sing:
im not much of a song writer but im sure mz ethyl or even sis can come up with another verse or two. they seem to have a very good sence of humor. :laughhard: :pound: :frustrated: :violin: :speech: :baby: :ignore: :surrender: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:
ok i got one. she asked fer it.
.....on the commode again,
my wife thinks she's a comedian
don't strike a match,we'll all be blowed to new zealand,
it aint funny when she's on the comode again
:laughhard: :onfire: :rofl:
on the comode again,
this song is so silly, can i get an amen
its so bad the haz mat team has been called in,
please stay tuned for updates on cnn
:firefighter:
:laughat:
on the comode again,
cant seem to get away from the camode again
my pepto bismol hasnt kicked in
so here I sit on the camode again
ok I know its bad but all i vould think of lol
ok sis,mz ethyl lets hear yalls version... :updown: :laughhard:
that was pretty good tricia lea. as good as mine anyway!!LOL
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Oh MY :o
:laughhard:
Where is Tea? :flush:
Quote from: Tricia Lea on April 28, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
on the comode again,
cant seem to get away from the camode again
my pepto bismol hasnt kicked in
so here I sit on the camode again
ok I know its bad but all i vould think of lol
:rofl: Oh my! *laughing*
we all wondered where sis was and then,
befor we knew it she keyed in
to find out she was only laughin
:laughhard: :rofl: :laughhard:
:vvader:" may the farce be with you, loose toilet walker".
:stupid: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :laughat: :laughat: :fighter: :darth: :darth:
still waiting for mz ethyls rendition lol
Quote from: Tricia Lea on May 01, 2008, 01:05:26 AM
still waiting for mz ethyls rendition lol
She's packing, probably too tired to be creative.
:o :roll: :roll:
oh my
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:o
in the bed again,
just cant wait to get in the bed again...
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Quote from: yosemite on May 05, 2008, 02:21:53 AM
in the bed again,
just cant wait to get in the bed again...
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AHEM! :nono: You don't do that to your wife!
AHEM! :nono: You don't do that to your wife! [/quote]
AMEN Preach Sis! :pound: I know guys think its so funny, But IT AINT FUNNY. All these poor wives have to get up and see if we can FIND the blanket or comforter cause nobody knows where it went during the blast.
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OH MY! Don't show those to Mel or Mz Ethyl! *Sis ducks* (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/scared003.gif)
yosemite strikes again!!!
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:reaction:Lordy Mercy, ya'll. What are we gonna do with him!?? I see right now that I'm gonna have to put him under 'mouse arrest'! He's been on here today and gone
berzerk and used up
ALL the smilies.
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Maybe you should use your flyswatter that you mentioned in another thread on HIM. ;)
I Believe I will. He needs to quit all that flatulence. :biglaugh:
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I bought a blue one like this in Memphis Tennessee.
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on the scales again,
seems that number's higher than its ever been
I need to go to the buffet again
but this time I wont get on the scales again
:laughat:
Hey I like your swatter better. :thumbsup2: I would stay on here and chat, but ya'll know how it is. Being a wife is exausting.
Wash
Iron
Fetch
Etc. I'M TARRD!
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nite ya'll
Quote from: Tricia Lea on May 06, 2008, 05:01:50 AM
on the scales again,
seems that number's higher than its ever been
I need to go to the buffet again
but this time I wont get on the scales again
:laughhard: AWWW You Done WENT & KILLED US! HAHA Thats GOOD. I knew you would come up with a good'n! Wait Till Yosemite See's that.
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On GP again
Wonder if those girls have found some men
Seems it's crazier than it's ever been
Just can't wait to get on GP again.
;)
I love that one lol
thats a knock out punch!!!
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