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Single Men are Like Waffles... Single Women are like Spaghetti?

Started by (R.I.P.) YooperYankDude, February 14, 2010, 03:16:56 AM

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RainbowJingles

#300
April 26, 2010, 10:12:05 PM
Well, if she's married to YOU, the nutty part is taken care of automatically.

:couch:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#301
April 26, 2010, 10:13:15 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 26, 2010, 10:12:05 PM
Well, if she's married to YOU, the nutty part is taken care of automatically.

:couch:

Lol... most likely


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TheGirl

#302
April 26, 2010, 10:16:31 PM
i'm confused.. .where did nuts come from  lol

Newsman

#303
April 26, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
Speeding up your plans, perchance?


John  :waving:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 26, 2010, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 26, 2010, 10:07:53 PM
Are we off-topic AGAIN?
:offtopic:

And talking about food again?

:roll:

lol

But it was on topic... cause the milkshake was gonna be for my pregnant wife one day... but now it looks she will be stuck with fruits and nuts...

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#304
April 26, 2010, 10:22:10 PM
Quote from: Newsman on April 26, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
Speeding up your plans, perchance?


John  :waving:

Ummmmmmm....hmmmmmmm... not that I know of... LOL     :cool:


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RainbowJingles

#305
April 27, 2010, 01:25:34 AM
Quote from: TheGirl on April 26, 2010, 10:16:31 PM
i'm confused.. .where did nuts come from  lol

Generally speaking...  from trees.

Sis

#306
April 27, 2010, 02:07:51 AM
:laughat:

The Purple Fuzzy

#307
April 27, 2010, 02:14:00 AM
Oh my... this is getting crazier. :o

SippinTea

#308
April 27, 2010, 02:16:00 AM
 :laughhard: I like this thread. :D

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 26, 2010, 09:50:50 PM
LOL... Ruby... your awesome... your like one of the bestest sisters a guy could ever ask for. Always so thoughtful, trying to help a brother get over his fears and qualms  :updown:

How would I ever get over my fear of hugs without a sister like you...   :P

Mr T, that was so like you. A (sort of) compliment and a laugh at the same time. *smile*

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#309
April 27, 2010, 03:01:12 AM
Quote from: TheGirl on April 26, 2010, 10:16:31 PM
i'm confused.. .where did nuts come from  lol
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 27, 2010, 01:25:34 AM
Quote from: TheGirl on April 26, 2010, 10:16:31 PM
i'm confused.. .where did nuts come from  lol

Generally speaking...  from trees.

So technically speaking, they typically come from the same place?
Quote from: SippinTea on April 27, 2010, 02:16:00 AM
:laughhard: I like this thread. :D

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 26, 2010, 09:50:50 PM
LOL... Ruby... your awesome... your like one of the bestest sisters a guy could ever ask for. Always so thoughtful, trying to help a brother get over his fears and qualms  :updown:

How would I ever get over my fear of hugs without a sister like you...   :P

Mr T, that was so like you. A (sort of) compliment and a laugh at the same time. *smile*  Glad I could assist...  :cool:

:beret:
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 27, 2010, 02:14:00 AM
Oh my... this is getting crazier. :o

When isn't it? LOL


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upcchris

#310
April 27, 2010, 03:28:35 AM
Quote from: Sis on April 26, 2010, 05:01:25 PM
She was about due and couldn't tie her shoes and asked him for help tying them. He told her it was HER probem that she was pregnant and to take care of her own shoes.

*coldly quiet* ........he told her what? :angry:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 26, 2010, 03:31:32 PM
 And as far as the type of guys you described... I myself would like to hang those kinds by their feet upside down and use them as a piñata... [/color]

*evil grin* got a second baseball bat?

Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#311
April 27, 2010, 03:34:02 AM
Quote from: upcchris on April 27, 2010, 03:28:35 AM
Quote from: Sis on April 26, 2010, 05:01:25 PM
She was about due and couldn't tie her shoes and asked him for help tying them. He told her it was HER probem that she was pregnant and to take care of her own shoes.

*coldly quiet* ........he told her what? :angry:

Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 26, 2010, 03:31:32 PM
  And as far as the type of guys you described... I myself would like to hang those kinds by their feet upside down and use them as a piñata... [/color]

*evil grin* got a spare baseball bat?


Yup   :cool:

We could go on a "lead 'em" to Jesus tour...

Guy :"Ummm... hey Pastor... ummm... could you come down to the hospital...?"
His Pastor: "Sure... why?"
Guy: "Umm... well, was wonderin if you could come pray for someone?"
His Pastor:"Well sure... are they hurt badly?"
Guy: "Well... no not yet, but they will be soon... and he ain't ready to meet Jesus yet... "


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upcchris

#312
April 27, 2010, 03:39:06 AM
 :laughhard: niiice :great:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

sunlight

#313
April 27, 2010, 10:08:09 AM
* sunlight hands urby a hot chocolate peanut butter pickle milkshake... :freaky2:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

TheGirl

#314
April 27, 2010, 12:16:06 PM
are you pregnant sunlight? Yoop says thats why women would want drinks like the one you described

sunlight

#315
April 27, 2010, 01:29:43 PM
nope... and there are other reasons for wanting a drink like i described... :grin: just sayin...  :hyper:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#317
April 27, 2010, 02:41:35 PM
Quote from: sunlight on April 27, 2010, 10:08:09 AM
* sunlight hands urby a hot chocolate peanut butter pickle milkshake... :freaky2:

rofl  :laughhard:


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SippinTea

#318
April 27, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
Quote from: sunlight on April 27, 2010, 10:08:09 AM
* sunlight hands urby a hot chocolate peanut butter pickle milkshake... :freaky2:

I wish.

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

RainbowJingles

#319
April 27, 2010, 05:46:02 PM
:eyebrow:

Ruby?

sunlight

#320
April 27, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
:giggle:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

SippinTea

#321
April 27, 2010, 08:31:41 PM
*grin* Yes?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

RainbowJingles

#322
April 27, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
THAT type of shake sounds like the type of shake Yoop might make for his wife of about a year or so.

The Purple Fuzzy

#323
October 04, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
A guest was reading this thread today. *sigh*

Amelia Bedelia

#324
October 04, 2011, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on October 04, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
A guest was reading this thread today. *sigh*

Probably a search engine bot  :biglaugh:
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