Ask MelodyB... Three!

[Sis]

be nice sis, or i will have to bump your ask thread lol

*Shrug* you might anyway! 

[MelodyB]

Either Balamm's Donkey, or the Burning Bush.

[Babs]

donkey, the bush never spoke, God spoke through the bush. very good 

see how many of these you can answer without looking them up

1. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE QUEEN WHO CAME TO PROVE KING SOLOMON WITH HARD QUESTIONS?


2. HOW OLD WAS METHUSELAH WHEN HE DIED?


3. AFTER LOTS WIFE WAS TURNED TO A PILLAR OF SALT, WHO WAS LEFT WITH HIM?


4. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CAME TO JESUS AT NIGHT?


5. HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE SAVED INSIDE NOAH'S ARK?


6. WHO SAID "REPENT YE: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND?"


7. WHO WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON BY AN ANGEL?


8. WHO WAS BORN FIRST, JACOB OR ESAU?


9. WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE COUPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE THEY LIED TO THE HOLY GHOST?


10. HOW MANY DAYS WAS SAUL BLIND WHEN HE WAS LED BY THE HAND INTO DAMASCUS?

[MelodyB]

donkey, the bush never spoke, God spoke through the bush. very good 

see how many of these you can answer without looking them up

1. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE QUEEN WHO CAME TO PROVE KING SOLOMON WITH HARD QUESTIONS?
Was she named? Was it Esther? Hmmm I dont reall know that one.

2. HOW OLD WAS METHUSELAH WHEN HE DIED?
Nine hundred and somthing... LOL I dont remember...

3. AFTER LOTS WIFE WAS TURNED TO A PILLAR OF SALT, WHO WAS LEFT WITH HIM?
His daughters...I dont know if they were named or not.

4. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CAME TO JESUS AT NIGHT?
Nicodemus (sp?)

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE SAVED INSIDE NOAH'S ARK?
All of them! No really, Noah, his wife, and three sons and their wives...so... 8

6. WHO SAID "REPENT YE: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND?"
Jesus

7. WHO WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON BY AN ANGEL?
Peter? Maybe... LOL

8. WHO WAS BORN FIRST, JACOB OR ESAU?
Easu, but Jacob had his heel.

9. WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE COUPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE THEY LIED TO THE HOLY GHOST?
Anniais and Safirah (sp?)

10. HOW MANY DAYS WAS SAUL BLIND WHEN HE WAS LED BY THE HAND INTO DAMASCUS?
ummmm I dont know...2 days maybe?

Man I really need to study more.

[Babs]

well you said you wanted me to ask questions to help your mind or something like that 

donkey, the bush never spoke, God spoke through the bush. very good 

see how many of these you can answer without looking them up

1. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE QUEEN WHO CAME TO PROVE KING SOLOMON WITH HARD QUESTIONS?
WRONG! Was she named? Was it Esther? Hmmm I dont reall know that one.

answer is: QUEEN OF SHEBA. 1ST KINGS, CHAPTER TEN. VERSE ONE.

2. HOW OLD WAS METHUSELAH WHEN HE DIED?
WRONG! but close lol Nine hundred and somthing... LOL I dont remember...

answer is: NINE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-NINE. CENESIS CHAPTER FIVE, VERSE TWENTY-SEVEN.

3. AFTER LOTS WIFE WAS TURNED TO A PILLAR OF SALT, WHO WAS LEFT WITH HIM?
CORRECT! His daughters...I dont know if they were named or not.

answer is: TWO DAUGHTERS. GENESIS, CHAPTER NINETEEN, VERSE THIRTY.

4. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO CAME TO JESUS AT NIGHT?
CORRECT! Nicodemus (sp?)

answer is: JOHN, CHAPTER THREE, VERSES ONE AND TWO.

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE SAVED INSIDE NOAH'S ARK?
CORRECT! All of them! No really, Noah, his wife, and three sons and their wives...so... 8

answer is: GENESIS, CHAPTER SIX, VERSES TEN AND EIGHTEEN.

6. WHO SAID "REPENT YE: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND?"
WRONG! Jesus

answer is: JOHN THE BAPTIST, MATTHEW, CHAPTER THREE, VERSES ONE AND TWO.

7. WHO WAS RELEASED FROM PRISON BY AN ANGEL?
CORRECT! Peter? Maybe... LOL

the answer is: ACTS CHAPTER TWELVE. READ VERSES FIVE THROUGH ELEVEN.

8. WHO WAS BORN FIRST, JACOB OR ESAU?
CORRECT! Easu, but Jacob had his heel.

the answer is: GENESIS, CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE, VERSES TWENTY-FIVE AND TWENTY-SIX.

9. WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE COUPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE THEY LIED TO THE HOLY GHOST?
CORRECT! Anniais and Safirah (sp?)

the answer: ACTS CHAPTER FIVE. VERSE ONE THROUGH TEN.

10. HOW MANY DAYS WAS SAUL BLIND WHEN HE WAS LED BY THE HAND INTO DAMASCUS?
WRONG! ummmm I dont know...2 days maybe?[/color]

the answer is: THREE, ACTS CHAPTER NINE, VERSES EIGHT AND NINE.

not bad since i wouldnt let you look them up lol, ready for more?

[MelodyB]

Sure...

And I ALMOST said 967 for #2...LOL

And I thought for sure Jesus said that...wow..I need to listen to Jesus more...I mistook Peter for him!

[Babs]

And I ALMOST said 967 for #2...LOL

And I thought for sure Jesus said that...wow..I need to listen to Jesus more...I mistook Peter for him!

sorry got busy there, ugh lol, these are not as serious lol

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)?

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?

Which of God's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker?

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?

[MelodyB]

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A single one
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Hondas cause they were all in one Accord
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson, he brought down the house.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)?

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They raised Cain.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
It was your Mothers fault
Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
no
Which of God's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker?

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?


I had heard these before, but I forgot most of them.

[Babs]

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Answer: Noah -- he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Answer: Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Answer: Ruth-less.

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? Answer: Nebuchadnezzar -- he was on grass for seven years.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    Answers: God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
                  David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
                  Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
   
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Answer: Samson -- he brought the house down (Judges 16:30).

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? Answer: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)? Answer: They were really put out.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? Answer: They really raised Cain.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? Answer: "Your mother ate us out of house and home" (Genesis 3:6).

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible? Answer: David -- he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? Answer: The thought had never entered his head before.

If Goliath would come back to life today, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath? Answer: No, he already fell for it once.

What is the best way to get to Paradise? Answer: Turn right and go straight.

Which of Yahweh's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker? Answer: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Which area of the Promised Land was especially wealthy? Answer: The area around the Jordan where the banks kept overflowing.

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? Answer: Because Job 16:12 says: "All was well with me, but . . . he seized me by the neck"

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Which Bible character had no parents? Answer: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).

Why didn't Noah go fishing? Answer: He only had two worms.

How do we know that they played cards in the ark? Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck

[SippinTea]

Have you truly been dreaming of duckies lately?

[MelodyB]

Yes truly.

Weird. I think its cause of all this talk about them lately, and how random people have come out of nowhere and asked me questions when they didnt seem the least bit intrested before lately...If I didnt know any better I would think you guys are up to somthing...I started wondering when Sis deleted that AF Duck by "mistake" For some reason I just dont believe that.

[Sis]

Well, you brought it up!

I was going to buy you the AF duckie, but right now I'm broke. Maybe after the holidays?

[MelodyB]

Uh huh... I still think somthing is fishy, I dont know what, but I smell a rat.

[SippinTea]

I still think somthing is fishy, I dont know what, but I smell a rat.

Am I the only one that thinks that sentence is a little twisted?

[Sis]

I think it was in that Christmas tree we saw tonight! 

[MelodyB]

Yall are up to something and I know it. So there!

[Sis]

Well, if someone is, I'm usually left out anyway, so don't come a-askin' me anything.

[MelodyB]

Yall are impossible.

[Sis]

My Christmas wish to to finally be possible!   

[Babs]

If God were to grant you one favor, what would you ask?

[MelodyB]

If God were to grant you one favor, what would you ask?

WOW...so much to ask for. Just one eh?

I really dont know...I was fixing to say that I would want him to take away my memories of all the bad things, and the battles that I face daily, BUT, then I would not be able to help others with the same struggles. I wanted to say that I wanted to be sure of my salvation, and not ever fall again, but then that is totally selfish, I know what I have to do to keep my salvation, and I dont need to take the lazy way out. I want to say sure salvation for all my family and friends, but then that counts as more than one. I want to say "Just take me now Lord, Im tired of all this mess in the world, I want to see Heaven" but again that is selfish and would not be fulfilling the work I am supposed to do before I die.

Really I dont know.

[RainbowJingles]

Does the title of this thread remind you of an organ?

[MelodyB]

No, why? Should it?

[Sis]

Does the title of this thread remind you of an organ?

What kind of organ? Liver? Kidney?

[Tricia Lea]

Can a ventriloquist converse with his dentist while his teeth are being worked on?