Being as how that Taco has selected me as his campaign manager, at such an enticing rate (he promised not to drive over and kill me if I would serve), I felt I must needs engage in a little campaigning for him. Thus- here goes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, as you know, I am the current Reigning POTY :hypocrite:. As such, I am aware of the fact that the needs and responsibilities of this job are ever present, and require a strong hand. This, my friend, is no job for a delicate lady- it involves the very nuts and bolts, if you will , of the site. Delicate ladies, such as Lady Jenn and Lady Heather simply should not be required to worry about trivial matters and should be able to have GP as a place of respite, not labor. :nono:
When it comes to strong hands- Candidate Taco has some of the largest hands ever found on a man, and it has been told that he once broke a bowling ball with a single squeeze. :o Surely, Samson would be envious of the Candidate's strength.
The job involves ensuring the members are taken care of- again Candidate Taco stands head and shoulders above the competition. Due to his constant work in the chicken/food service business, I think it is safe to say that he is more capable than any other candidate to provide the proverbial "chicken in every pot". And Meller, that is IN every pot, not Chicken AND pot.
Lastly, is there a person among us that truely dislikes Mexican food?!? (Not counting me. It don't like me, I am innocent in that matter).
I implore you to look past the opposition pretty speeches and slick ways and find the one candidate that is legal and above board, not doing whatever might be easy. That shows INTEGRITY. Which Candidate Taco has in spades.. VOTE TACO IN THE PRIMARY! "A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT- AS LONG AS SETH DOESN'T CATCH ME"
#1 I'm fairly certain delicate has never been said in describing me. This is where you can tell Roscoe has no idea who he is speaking of/dealing with.
#2 I'm fairly sure Roscoe is going to any means to make sure Taco is elected. Not limited too but including trying to run the ladies in the election off the road with an army of Miata's!!! Dueling Miata's tried to run me off the road today. I cannot help to think that our resident Miata Man has something to do with this....
Quote from: HeatherB on November 19, 2013, 12:26:11 AM
#1 I'm fairly certain delicate has never been said in describing me. This is where you can tell Roscoe has no idea who he is speaking of/dealing with.
#2 I'm fairly sure Roscoe is going to any means to make sure Taco is elected. Not limited too but including trying to run the ladies in the election off the road with an army of Miata's!!! Dueling Miata's tried to run me off the road today. I cannot help to think that our resident Miata Man has something to do with this....
Ladies are, by nature "delicate". :hypocrite:
And I admit nothing vis-a-vis Miatas.... :sadbounce:
Here's delicate for you :pound:
;)
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on November 19, 2013, 01:22:34 AM
Here's delicate for you :pound:
;)
OW! Ya old bat! Why ya pounding me for?!? I said "ladies" not you.... :couch:
:ugly:
:P
I'm not delicate either.
Nor does anything a man who even owns a miata could "threaten" me.
You're saying Fuzzy is not a lady? Ooooh... I think I'll carefully stay out of the crossfire on this one.
And Bobby, how dare you imply I was not legal and above-board? YOU are the one who tried to :pound: ME on the phone, only to find to your dismay that it wouldn't work.
And speaking of which... :pound: :pound: Bobby :pound: :pound:
Quote from: Psalm_97 on November 19, 2013, 01:45:12 AM
You're saying Fuzzy is not a lady? Ooooh... I think I'll carefully stay out of the crossfire on this one.
And Bobby, how dare you imply I was not legal and above-board? YOU are the one who tried to :pound: ME on the phone, only to find to your dismay that it wouldn't work.
And speaking of which... :pound: :pound: Bobby :pound: :pound:
I was just trying to rile up Ratz Nest, to no avail, apparently. She knows I think of her as royalty...
a royal pain... :lol:
And you shouldn't hit a sick man like that, you brute.
Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 19, 2013, 02:19:40 AM
Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.
Yeah, that whole speech thing started well....but I must admit the comments took me down a path I wasn't expecting. :laughhard:
That lastest long...lol :cool:
Quote from: Roscoe on November 19, 2013, 02:32:33 AM
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 19, 2013, 02:19:40 AM
Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.
Yeah, that whole speech thing started well....but I must admit the comments took me down a path I wasn't expecting. :laughhard:
Quote from: HeatherB on November 19, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
That lastest long...lol :cool:
Wait- did I just get FIRED?!? :pound: :pound:
* Attention candidates-Apparently my former employer failed to appreciate all that I bring to the table in a campaign. Therefore, it appears I might be available to manage YOUR campaign. Leave the campaigning to a PROVEN professional!! *
** Inquire by pm for extremely competitive rates** :P
So there, Chicken boy.:ugly:
(http://whatlifesays.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/give20me20a20break.jpg?w=818)
*giggles at all the nonsense*
See strong independent women like Heather and I don't need campaign managers.
We have the voice, the strength and the power to run the race without needing help.
Quote from: MsJennJenn on November 19, 2013, 01:43:17 PM
See strong independent women like Heather and I don't need campaign managers.
We have the voice, the strength and the power to run the race without needing help.
That's it!!! Those two are my nominations!!!!
:disco: :disco: Vote for Heather and/or Jenn Jenn!!!!!!!!! :disco: :disco:
Uh oh, you spelled Jenn wrong, she's going to holler...
And smite...
He's the boss and I want his vote.
So he gets a pass.
BTW, Taco's campaign manager has went missing.
I smell a scandal! NEWSMAN!
:ugly:
He's not missing, just sick. I suspect poison.
Lead poison. (and not from bullets)
:ugly:
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on November 19, 2013, 02:16:34 PM
Uh oh, you spelled Jenn wrong, she's going to holler...
You sure?
Quote from: mini on November 19, 2013, 04:10:30 PM
BTW, Taco's campaign manager has went missing.
I smell a scandal! NEWSMAN!
:ugly:
He is too busy in his new truck.
If Roscoe's stump speech for Taco begins "Being of sound mind and round body..." run fer da hills.
Quote from: MsJennJenn on November 19, 2013, 01:43:17 PM
See strong independent women like Heather and I don't need campaign managers.
We have the voice, the strength and the power to run the race without needing help.
Exactly what she said!!
Quote from: Roscoe on November 19, 2013, 05:00:00 AM
Quote from: Roscoe on November 19, 2013, 02:32:33 AM
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 19, 2013, 02:19:40 AM
Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.
Yeah, that whole speech thing started well....but I must admit the comments took me down a path I wasn't expecting. :laughhard:
Quote from: HeatherB on November 19, 2013, 04:08:45 AM
That lastest long...lol :cool:
Wait- did I just get FIRED?!? :pound: :pound:
* Attention candidates-Apparently my former employer failed to appreciate all that I bring to the table in a campaign. Therefore, it appears I might be available to manage YOUR campaign. Leave the campaigning to a PROVEN professional!! *
** Inquire by pm for extremely competitive rates** :P
So there, Chicken boy.:ugly:
When did I fire you?
I want to announce my running mate MINI! Because everyone loves taco's and anything Mini.
How do you think someone like Roscoe could be so well liked? :P
Yay! Candidates, I am no longer available. I am fully involved in the Taco/Mini campaign.
What's the purpose of a running mate? Hasn't Jeremy won before?
Not everything mini is great. :hypocrite:
Quote from: MellowYellow on November 19, 2013, 10:36:43 PM
What's the purpose of a running mate? Hasn't Jeremy won before?
Not everything mini is great. :hypocrite:
Not to my knowledge. If I should kick the bucket before next year he would assume P.O.T.Y. duties.
BOL! I cannot read POTY w/o reading as "potty." Oh dear.
Quote from: MellowYellow on November 19, 2013, 11:21:29 PM
BOL! I cannot read POTY w/o reading as "potty." Oh dear.
Due to that issue it was really hard typing the word duties behind it and not a similar sounding word.
:lurk:
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:thumbsup2:
Quote from: mini on November 20, 2013, 01:28:17 PM
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Taco is the man for the job!TACO P.O.T.Y 2013
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 20, 2013, 04:58:43 PM
:thumbsup2:Quote from: mini on November 20, 2013, 01:28:17 PM
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This election is rigged. One of the candidates has government officials on the down low.
:speech: :chatter2: :contract:
Quote from: MsJennJenn on November 27, 2013, 03:08:17 PM
This election is rigged. One of the candidates has government officials on the down low.
:speech: :chatter2: :contract:
That would be you with the forum Military Overlord campaigning for you. lol
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 27, 2013, 03:31:37 PM
Quote from: MsJennJenn on November 27, 2013, 03:08:17 PM
This election is rigged. One of the candidates has government officials on the down low.
:speech: :chatter2: :contract:
That would be you with the forum Military Overlord campaigning for you. lol
Scott? lol he's not "campaigning" for me....he just said he would vote for me or Heather cus you are corrupt!!!
You have ACTUAL government employees campaigning for you. Well as much as an Arkansas cop can be considered government employees. :hypocrite:
Taco's give you indigestion!
Avoid Tacos!!!!!
We need more females in office! JennJenn or Heather would be wonderful choices.
1.) They are not self promoting
2.) They are girls
3.) They are not named after food
4.) Duh! They are girls!
5.) They are not seeking fame and recognition! They just want to be your POTY.
Quote from: Scott on November 28, 2013, 03:49:56 AM
Taco's give you indigestion!
Avoid Tacos!!!!!
Grammar Cop will get you for that one.
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000326.html
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000382.html
Quote from: Psalm_97 on November 28, 2013, 02:10:52 PM
Quote from: Scott on November 28, 2013, 03:49:56 AM
Taco's give you indigestion!
Avoid Tacos!!!!!
Grammar Cop will get you for that one.
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000326.html
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000382.html
Today, I really don't care about my Grammar. Too much stress happening right now. Not today, please? Thanks.
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 20, 2013, 04:58:43 PM
:thumbsup2:Quote from: mini on November 20, 2013, 01:28:17 PM
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Remember, a Taco will give you gas.
In fact - an American Taco is not as good as an actual Mexican Taco. In Mexico they don't cover them in cheese and lettuces. Lettuce of course is a filler.
So if you vote for this American Taco, you are voting for something Cheesy and full of filler!
jus' sayin'
Quote from: taco_harvell on November 27, 2013, 03:31:37 PM
That would be you with the forum Military Overlord campaigning for you. lol
Caring Concerned Dictator! Not overloard. Yeesch.. get it right. :tank:
Bah