The truth about working in the IT industry:
1. We work weird (night) shifts...
Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed...
Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my life doing this."
Just like a prostitute ........
Lets hear it for us IT Prostitutes!