Care Package Agreement of 2010

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

FEED THE BACHELORSFEED THE BACHELORS
Care Package Agreement of 2010

In a meeting of the minds which will hence forth be known as "The Founding Documents", YooperYankDude and taco_harvell which from henceforth will be known as the "The Founding Bachelors" have set into public record "The Care Package Agreement of 2010". This poor college student and this unemployed missionary to ORPHANS, being of great intellect and empty stomachs saw the need for said agreement. Also, knowing that "Apostolic Women Can Cook", saw a way of supplying this urgent need.

We place the following into public record:

The Founding Bachelors set forth the request for care packages from all Apostolic Women. These would include but are not limited to items such as brownies, sweet potato pies, pecan pies, and various other tasty treats. Which will be accepted as a no strings attached care offering to the poor college student and the unemployed missionary to ORPHANS.

We also except gifts of Sweettarts, PixyStix, Candy Bottlecaps, FunDip, Candy NERDS, Sour Patch Kids and other such types of candy...

These same care packages should not contain: poisons, bombs, or any person. Although after much thought if the bomb or poison is hidden inside a tasty treat, we are willing to take some risk.

To all married men who are to henceforth be known as "Former Bachelors", you know our plight so we will accept all care packages you can convince your wives to send as well.

If a package arrives and appears to have "strings" attached or if we believe there to be a person inside we are not above marking a package "Return to Sender". This will henceforth be known as the "No Thanks Clause".

If you are a stalker please let us know so we can give you the address of a bachelor of our choosing without the permission of the said bachelor!

If you are the rare Apostolic female that can't cook we don't feel this should cause you to feel left out of such a great undertaking. So we have decided all gift cards for food or food related products shall be accepted in lieu of a care package, and shall henceforth be known as "The Please Don't Kill Us Clause".

All other bachelors may sign onto this agreement with the understanding that as the "Founding Bachelors", we will require equal amounts of said care packages be sent to us. If we find that said requirement is not adhered to we will have to remove said bachelor from all future care package agreements, and the said bachelor will become the main delivery point for all said stalkers!

You may ask "What's in this for me?". Well we are not bachelors who are just willing to take and not give something in return. For every care package received the sender shall receive a phone call of thanks, or a hug or an autographed photo of the empty plate or dish once the treats have been consumed. This shall be known as "The Gratitude Clause". However request for this picture implies no poisons were sent so we are still alive to take and sign said photo.

Additionally... the first 10 senders of care packages will receive a 15% increase in the length of their phone call with the bachelor of their choice. Furthermore, the first 3 senders will have the opportunity to Stargaze... yes... STARGAZE... with the bachelor of her choice. Remember ladies... the way to a Bachelor's heart is most like through his stomach!

But please remember... this is a LIMITED time offering... this will expire when the said number of care packages are received!

The Founding Bachelors reserve the right to make amendments to this agreement with out notice.

Your Hungry Friends from the foundation of "Feed the Bachelors"

The Founding Bachelors...

The Poor College Student and the Unemployed Missionary to ORPHANS



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[SippinTea]

ROFL!!

My choices were:
-YES... I have been wanting a reason to stargaze... 
-What if I want to volunteer long term for a specific bachelor?

But then... you probably already knew what I'd pick.

[RainbowJingles]

If laughter does good like a medicine...


I

have

just

officially



OVERDOSED!





Yes, folks.  I have hit the "can't breathe" status.

*shaking my head*

[The Purple Fuzzy]

* The Purple Fuzzy just shakes her head

[RainbowJingles]

I want to change my vote to use my option!!!

[taco_harvell]

 

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

I want to change my vote to use my option!!!

Ok... but just this once... LOL...

[RainbowJingles]

Awwwwwwww.  I feel special!!! 
Thanks, Thomas!

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

ROFL!!

My choices were:
-YES... I have been wanting a reason to stargaze... 
-What if I want to volunteer long term for a specific bachelor?

But then... you probably already knew what I'd pick.

Why yes I did Miss Puddles...

[MelodyB]

Wow.

I chose the peanut brittle option. Of course.

[SippinTea]

You're so smart, Mr T!

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Wow.

I chose the peanut brittle option. Of course.

I figured you would... rofl...

You're so smart, Mr T!

:grin:  ... Well 95% of the document was written by the "Poor College Student" ... I simply added a few additions, and created the poll.  :grin:

[Newsman]

Well done, men! 


John 

[TheGirl]

WOW . .


IF . . .Remember ladies... the way to a Bachelor's heart is most like through his stomach!

Why. . We also except gifts of Sweettarts, PixyStix, Candy Bottlecaps, FunDip, Candy NERDS, Sour Patch Kids and other such types of candy...

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

WOW . .


IF . . .Remember ladies... the way to a Bachelor's heart is most like through his stomach!

Why. . We also except gifts of Sweettarts, PixyStix, Candy Bottlecaps, FunDip, Candy NERDS, Sour Patch Kids and other such types of candy...

rofl... Those are the standard types of candy that bachelors live on...  :grin:

and the ORPHANS love 'em... (i think...)   

[TheGirl]

lol..so the way to a mans heart is really sugary candy . . .right good info. .i'll stock up for next time

[TheGirl]

you work at an orphanage?

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

you work at an orphanage?

Not permanently yet... I will be helping out at a few this summer, and highly possible to become a longterm thing down the road... 

[TheGirl]

well...then I hope a lot of people sends you candy. . for the children of course lol

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

well...then I hope a lot of people sends you candy. . for the children of course lol

YES... She is a smart Gal folks... send candy for the bachelors... er... ORPHANS!  YES... it is a humanitarian cause...
FEED THE BACHELORS

[TheGirl]

I TOLD you I was smart the other day and you didnt believe me lol

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

I TOLD you I was smart the other day and you didnt believe me lol

BOL...

[Newsman]

Aha!


John 

lol..so the way to a mans heart is really sugary candy . . .right good info. .i'll stock up for next time

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Aha!


John 

lol..so the way to a mans heart is really sugary candy . . .right good info. .i'll stock up for next time

ROFL... Ohh my... John... Go easy on her, she is new!  LOL! At least let her read her rights to be (mis)quoted by the Chief Instigator... er... Chief Investigator... LOL 

[TheGirl]

I dont care investigate all ya want