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Newsman

May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 AM
1) Seth is wearing a ring!
2) Jason said it was time for a cocktail!
3) Lady Elona's interest perked up and she started questioning, once Isaac started discussing wedding music!
4) Five-oh's obsession with driving a pink Miata could potentially land him with a(n) (un)reality TV show. Potential promo: "See how this burly and well-armed Arkansas Capital Trooper cruises to work with the top down on a Princess-approved pink Miata."
5) Airport Manager Turns (John Deere) Green After Plane Chases Him From Tractor

Roscoe

#1
May 13, 2011, 11:31:27 AM
Quote from: Newsman on May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 AM
1) Seth is wearing a ring!
2) Jason said it was time for a cocktail!
3) Lady Elona's interest perked up and she started questioning, once Isaac started discussing wedding music!
4) Five-oh's obsession with driving a pink Miata could potentially land him with a(n) (un)reality TV show. Potential promo: "See how this burly and well-armed Arkansas Capital Trooper cruises to work with the top down on a Princess-approved pink Miata."
5) Airport Manager Turns (John Deere) Green After Plane Chases Him From Tractor
:laughhard: :laughhard: It AIN'T pink! :pound:
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Newsman

#2
May 13, 2011, 12:13:34 PM
Denial is the first stage to acceptance, Bob!


John  :waving:

Scott

#3
May 13, 2011, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: Newsman on May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 AM
1) Seth is wearing a ring!

Ring in his nose!
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2) Jason said it was time for a cocktail!

Then said "WOW! I could have had a V-8"

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3) Lady Elona's interest perked up and she started questioning, once Isaac started discussing wedding music!

Yeah, but it was Polka music!

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4) Five-oh's obsession with driving a pink Miata could potentially land him with a(n) (un)reality TV show. Potential promo: "See how this burly and well-armed Arkansas Capital Trooper cruises to work with the top down on a Princess-approved pink Miata."

Dispatch: " 1 Anna 12,  2-11 in progress, I Anna 12 handle code 3"

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5) Airport Manager Turns (John Deere) Green After Plane Chases Him From Tractor

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taco_harvell

#4
May 13, 2011, 06:37:19 PM
Quote from: Newsman on May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 AM

4) Five-oh's obsession with driving a pink Miata could potentially land him with a(n) (un)reality TV show. Potential promo: "See how this burly and well-armed Arkansas Capital Trooper cruises to work with the top down on a Princess-approved pink Miata."

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MelodyB

#5
May 14, 2011, 12:36:27 AM
:popcorn:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

sunlight

#6
May 14, 2011, 07:30:14 AM
:grin:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Newsman

#7
May 14, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
   A considerable online discussion on the social media Facebook has developed after Lady Chel began the discussion out of the clear blue.err, internet, with a denial that she is engaged....... she says she is not even dating anyone.

   The Gentle Reader is reminded of two things. One, with the craze in recent years of giving up dating, a concept that your mild-mannered correspondent frankly feels silly and an example in alternative naming for those interested in someday being married, one could be 'engaged' without 'dating'.

   Also, one could Not be dating 'anyone', yet still be debating err, dating SomeOne :freaky2:

   Oh, and Bob is in denial that his Princess-approved Miata is pink...............................................


John  :waving:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#8
May 14, 2011, 11:20:25 AM Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 11:24:28 AM by YooperYankDude
Quote from: Newsman on May 14, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
   A considerable online discussion on the social media Facebook has developed after Lady Chel began the discussion out of the clear blue.err, internet, with a denial that she is engaged....... she says she is not even dating anyone.

   The Gentle Reader is reminded of two things. One, with the craze in recent years of giving up dating, a concept that your mild-mannered correspondent frankly feels silly and an example in alternative naming for those interested in someday being married, one could be 'engaged' without 'dating'.

   Also, one could Not be dating 'anyone', yet still be debating err, dating SomeOne :freaky2:

   Oh, and Bob is in denial that his Princess-approved Miata is pink...............................................


John  :waving:

Knowing Chel... she is definitely Engaged... the question is not who... but what and who she is engaged with.  She is sorta fickle like that (as are most women... being that they are spaghetti!)...   :couch:


And as far as Bob goes, and his denial... photographic proof dispels rumors... so someone just needs to go there and take a picture of his "Princess Approved Pink Miata"... poor guy... I didn't know he was colorblind!  lol


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sunlight

#9
May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#10
May 14, 2011, 11:25:03 AM Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 11:35:41 AM by YooperYankDude
Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?
Yup... I knew you were engaged!  :laughhard:

*gasp* Premedicated murder???   :laughhard:


Feed The Bachelors 2010

Newsman

#11
May 14, 2011, 01:35:31 PM
Aha! NOTHING was added to this quote!


John  :waving:

Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged.

are you happy now?

SippinTea

#12
May 14, 2011, 06:59:21 PM
Quote from: Newsman on May 14, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
The Gentle Reader is reminded of two things. One, with the craze in recent years of giving up dating, a concept that your mild-mannered correspondent frankly feels silly and an example in alternative naming for those interested in someday being married, one could be 'engaged' without 'dating'.

:highfive: That was classic!!

Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?

*giggle*

:beret:
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RainbowJingles

#13
May 14, 2011, 07:17:17 PM
*wanders in*

*sneaks out*

Newsman

#14
May 15, 2011, 01:58:40 AM
Silence is consent!


John  :waving:

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 14, 2011, 07:17:17 PM
*wanders in*

*sneaks out*

Newsman

#15
May 16, 2011, 12:01:20 PM
 :sing: the hills are aliiiiveee, with the sound of interrogationssssss  :sing:

Tis springtime, and the season of lo...urp, excuse me.


John  :waving:

upcchris

#16
May 25, 2011, 02:33:10 AM
'tis the season of indigestion, apparently
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

almondjoy

#17
May 25, 2011, 03:06:16 AM
:lurk:

mini

#18
May 25, 2011, 05:31:07 PM
I deny any and all involvement.
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MsJennJenn

#19
May 25, 2011, 06:14:21 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 14, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?
Yup... I knew you were engaged!  :laughhard:

*gasp* Premedicated murder???   :laughhard:

premedicated? or premeditated? haha
 "When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower."
-Alexander Den Heijer-
"When I wait, you strengthen my heart."
-Psalms 27:14-
:shine:

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#20
May 25, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: MsJennJenn on May 25, 2011, 06:14:21 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on May 14, 2011, 11:25:03 AM
Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?
Yup... I knew you were engaged!  :laughhard:

*gasp* Premedicated murder???   :laughhard:

premedicated? or premeditated? haha

:hypocrite:


Feed The Bachelors 2010

iridiscente

#21
May 27, 2011, 02:46:36 AM
Quote from: upcchris on May 25, 2011, 02:33:10 AM
'tis the season of indigestion, apparently
Quote from: sunlight on May 14, 2011, 11:23:00 AM
ok waffle brain...

I am currently engaged in plotting how to kill the ants in my dog's food bowl.

are you happy now?

These posts made me LOL!
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