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RainbowJingles

April 15, 2010, 04:01:48 AM
When Marie is your personal chef (Marie Callender, that is).

When the fairy dish-mother looks a lot like the person in the mirror.

When you only do laundry when you run out of...  ummm...  towels.  Yeah.  That's it.

Newsman

#1
April 15, 2010, 05:09:24 AM
Lady Elona,

   Are you _sure_ you want the longtime bachelors to weigh in on this topic?


John  :waving:

RainbowJingles

#2
April 15, 2010, 05:10:36 AM
:spitlaugh:

Sure, John!  Go right ahead!  lol

Newsman

#3
April 15, 2010, 05:13:17 AM
Oh, and I have honestly noooo idea who Marie Callender is.


John  :waving:


RainbowJingles

#4
April 15, 2010, 05:24:08 AM

Newsman

#5
April 15, 2010, 05:29:17 AM
I had leftover Chine from the fridge for dinner..does that count?  :fork:


John  :waving:

taco_harvell

#6
April 17, 2010, 05:10:48 AM
You know you live alone when:

Your laundry being washed and in a basket is considered folded and put away..... lol
When pot pies and frozen pizza are gourmet meals....
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

yosemite

#7
April 17, 2010, 07:22:18 AM
you dont have to take turns on the PC. ;)
My conscience is captive to the Word of God.Thus I cannot and will not recant, for going against my conscience is neither safe nor salutary. I can do no other, here i stand, God help me. Amen      -Martin Luther

Newsman

#8
April 17, 2010, 08:53:40 AM
'cooking' is anything that takes miore than three minutes in the microwave

'baking' is what you do with a frozen pizza!


John  :waving:

taco_harvell

#9
April 17, 2010, 12:47:13 PM
Quote from: Newsman on April 17, 2010, 08:53:40 AM
'cooking' is anything that takes miore than three minutes in the microwave

'baking' is what you do with a frozen pizza!


John  :waving:
:thumbsup2: :thumbsup2: :thumbsup2: :thumbsup2:

In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

MelodyB

#10
April 17, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
:lurk:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

RainbowJingles

#11
April 17, 2010, 11:11:41 PM
*scratches her head*
People have to take turns on the PC?!?!  Wow.

John: good ones!

Hmmm...  and according to Taco's rules, my laundry is put away at the moment, even though it's on my rocker.

Newsman

#12
April 17, 2010, 11:45:13 PM
Soooo, Lady Elona, do we correctly infer thatb you are Off your rocker, then?  :biglaugh:


John  :waving:

Newsman

#13
April 17, 2010, 11:46:08 PM
*Lady Elona hasn't denied being off her rocker, as of this posting*

Sis

#14
April 18, 2010, 01:03:46 AM
She fainted!   :laughhard:

TheGirl

#15
April 18, 2010, 04:19:18 AM
when your chatting online with people you dont know on a Friday or Saturday night
Or when you brother and/or parents are trying to set you up with people you completely can't see yourself with...

RainbowJingles

#16
April 18, 2010, 06:08:15 AM
Well, since my laundry is on my rocker, there's no room for me, so...

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#17
April 21, 2010, 04:30:56 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 18, 2010, 06:08:15 AM
Well, since my laundry is on my rocker, there's no room for me, so yes... I am off my rocker...

WHOA...


Feed The Bachelors 2010

RainbowJingles

#18
April 21, 2010, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on April 21, 2010, 04:30:56 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 18, 2010, 06:08:15 AM
Well, since my laundry is on my rocker, there's no room for me, so yes... I am off my rocker...

WHOA...

You filled it in.  It *does* take one to know one, though, Sir Yoop.  :bigcheese:

sunlight

#19
April 21, 2010, 10:12:50 PM
lol!
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

upcchris

#20
April 22, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
you start talking to yourself - out loud.
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

taco_harvell

#21
April 22, 2010, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: upcchris on April 22, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
you start talking to yourself - out loud.

Then you start asking questions and answering...... :)
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Heather

#22
April 22, 2010, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: taco_harvell on April 22, 2010, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: upcchris on April 22, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
you start talking to yourself - out loud.

Then you start asking questions and answering...... :)

or have entire conversations....
Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#23
April 22, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: baristagirl on April 22, 2010, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: taco_harvell on April 22, 2010, 07:38:20 AM
Quote from: upcchris on April 22, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
you start talking to yourself - out loud.

Then you start asking questions and answering...... :)

or have entire conversations....

And before you know it... your having a tea party for 5, and your the only one there, so you go from chair to chair asking questions and answering them as you drink all 5 cups...
And then you ask if anyone wants desert...  :biglaugh:


Feed The Bachelors 2010

TheGirl

#24
April 22, 2010, 01:25:21 PM
LOL! So has that happened to you?
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