If you made a bumper sticker that "said" something about you; what would it read?
I don't want to press one to talk in English!!!
Does the noise in my head bother you?
I love my Duckies!
:roll:
"CAN'T FEED 'EM?
DON'T BREED 'EM"
:laughat:
I DARE YOU! C'mon!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Quote from: Sister_Mom on December 31, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
THAT is SOOOO you....MOM!
Quote
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
And that one is me.
Quote from: Sister_Mom on December 31, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
hehe! i love this one!
What part of (http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/UNW/UNW117/u21723929.jpg) don't you understand?
:beret:
that looks like a piece of music turned upside down... umm... what is it?
LOL It's not upside down. It's a clip from a musical score. :)
But perhaps I should use this pic instead: (http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/ISH/ISH005/42-15355580.jpg) *laugh*
(Have you noticed I love music?) ;)
:beret:
me too...
is absolutely intrigued by guys who play the paino
Quote from: sunlight on January 01, 2008, 07:25:26 AM
me too...
is absolutely intrigued by guys who play the piano
CHEL!! That couldn't have been _you_ that posted, surely? :o
Just wait 'til Sir John shows up!
:beret:
:hypocrite:
thanks ST, make it easy on him... i see how you are... jsut remember, its you who got investigated, not me! hehe!
:hypocrite:
:beret:
I think therefore I'm Single!!! (Had this one for years!!!)
God blinded women for men's sakes,
Ready for a miracle? :freaky2:
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks."
Quote from: SippinTea on January 01, 2008, 07:14:52 AM
What part of (http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/UNW/UNW117/u21723929.jpg) don't you understand?
:beret:
That's awesome, I want that one! :)
Save the whales!
Collect the whole set!
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This one should also say: "Let me slam on my breaks and find out..."
:laughhard:
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Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on January 05, 2008, 08:01:11 AM
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This one should also say: "Let me slam on my breaks and find out..."
:laughhard:
right lol
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Quote from: Mz. Ethyl on December 31, 2007, 09:29:58 AM
:roll:
"CAN'T FEED 'EM?
DON'T BREED 'EM"
lol i like that!!
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Quote from: Sis on March 15, 2008, 02:55:46 AM
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i like that!
I think I'm getting close to having to use this one.
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LOL
Quote from: Sis on March 15, 2008, 02:55:46 AM
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That's awesome!! I might borrow it. :)
:beret:
You can borrow it from the same place I borrowed it. :laughhard:
When you feel like you are at the end of your rope, Just Hold on with all your might.... :updown:
I love Jesus
Jesus Is my anti Drug
Follow me as I follow christ.
Follow me to church
I'm a one god tounge talking holy ghost filled Apostolic!!!
ACTS 2:38 The only way to be saved!
QuoteFollow me to church
I'll take that ^ one!
Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
When the last trumpet sounds, I'm outta here!
The Big Bang theory: God spoke and BANG! It happened
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If this was a bumper sticker I'd own it
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Quote from: Sis on March 16, 2008, 06:12:42 PM
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I like this one!
mine would say
2 fast 4 u
and
ur 2 old 2 count
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"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Jesus loves you! But I'm his favorite"
"I brake for ladies and dogs. Anyone else is fair game."
Ron Paul for President 2008
Quote from: coolguy on April 02, 2008, 05:41:40 AM
"Jesus loves you! But I'm his favorite"
:laughat: Na ahhh! I is his fav!
:grin:
gun controll: hitting what you aim at. my wife ran off with my best freind-i miss him-but my aim is improveing kinda off color but funny! but if u want a personal sticker this is mine- im not clumsy im just practicing for when i have wings! or this one im like a frog i got landing gear. or this one since everybody likes my typing- huked own funix werks fer me! if i may this may be too far off -horn and finger broke dont watch.
I liked this one: im not clumsy im just practicing for when i have wings!
bad ankles plague me so that one is common to me. you see a lot of weird stickers on road. drivers have started puting variations of this one on trucks:driver has no money therefor carries none.or this one driver carries no money(wife got it all). i personally like this one: if it wasnt for women and wal-mart id be rich and good looking thnx yo
Start rollerblading. That'll fix you up! :great:
yea permenent :o LOL :o
:laughat:
what would be a funny sticker for politics or election at this moment. im stuck on: oboma vrs clinton does it realy matter? or hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit clinton for pres.
How 'bout,
"Obama vs. McCain: Stuck between barack and ol' lard face".
i wonder if the presidential limo will be up on 24" wheels after election. ohhhh heres a good one pimpdaddy for prez.fer nizzle sizzle. i cant think of another for hildabeast, as she is called on so many talk shows.
Ehhhh, I figure Obama would barely know an ebonic if it bit him. The dude speaks better English than Bush. Coincidentally, he's related to Bush, and the rest of 'em, too.
coolguy that dont surprise me non! i think all them money grabbers are related somehow. my only ponder is in dress code. in power dressing, will hildabeast wear a red tie if elected? will it clash with her lipstick? will national security be most at risk during certain times of month? what will bill be called?(first first gentleman). oh thats good- bill clinton for first first gentleman. im not for any of them as u can tell. i know i should vote. but honestly look at what we have to choose from. not only that but seems to be getting worse. like jerry clower said vote for me just for bunkem-or something like that.
I think- therefore I'm Single
This was one of 2 bumber stickers I have had for years...finally fell off the car.
the other was...
"Marriage is an institution
I am NOT ready for a institution."
Pepe Le Pew is my Hero!!!!
Quote from: coolguy on April 03, 2008, 01:23:53 AM
Ehhhh, I figure Obama would barely know an ebonic if it bit him. The dude speaks better English than Bush. Coincidentally, he's related to Bush, and the rest of 'em, too.
We's all related.
True. Some more closely than others. :)
Hee hee. The more I worked with kids, the more I wondered if Darwin had something. :laughhard:
Reading up on Darwin's life, I feel sorry for the poor deluded bloke. He was really badly off come the end. He was training to be a minister ironically...I've read a few that were, were traning to be or wanted to be nd then fell away, ironically quite a few to Dawinism. (another one bites the dust). What a waste
as for stickers this is one for me: this morning my scale said one at a time please! thnx yo
:laughat: Somehow I pictured you as a skinny dude. :laughhard:
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Quote from: Sis on April 07, 2008, 04:36:34 AM
:laughat: Somehow I pictured you as a skinny dude. :laughhard:
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Hey Mary! Remember the trip to Wal-Mart! or was that Meijers? hahahahahaha!
It must have been Meijers, cause I drove us to WM. :wasup:
I brake for GP events. :)
:beret:
hahaha! or... I'm broke for GP events. REG!
OK! Here ya go. A banner for each of ya!
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yes! there it is! thats mine! it was so worth it though... i'd do it all over again... and again, and again.
skinny in mind only. im a truck driver remember. reminds me of a johny cash song. except diferent: 5'6" i stand on the ground, 295lbs pot bellied man brought down to my knees by a little thing called love. thnx yo
I didnt spend nearly as much money as I thought I would. I still have a lot left from the trip.
Which reminds me....I gotta call and make an eye DR appointment. :hyper:
Quote from: MelodyB on April 07, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
I didnt spend nearly as much money as I thought I would. I still have a lot left from the trip.
Which reminds me....I gotta call and make an eye DR appointment. :hyper:
Ah come up to DC instead. Bring a few people with you. :laughhard:
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I liked the one that said:
Get In
Sit Down
Shut Up
& Hold On
;)
Now That's ^ the one I need. :hypocrite:
I want that one. It fits me perfectly. lol. Actually, I'm not that bad of a driver, I just don't drive how my paranoid mother does.
Quote from: practicalme on May 12, 2008, 06:05:21 PM
I liked the one that said:
Get In
Sit Down
Shut Up
& Hold On
;)
Quote from: MelodyB on April 07, 2008, 02:09:00 PM
It must have been Meijers, cause I drove us to WM. :wasup:
I just read this again, and I need to make a correction...I didnt drive to WM, Justin did. I forgot.
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:biglaugh:
I especially like the one that says "I don't care about your honor student"...
wipe the slate clean
GP for congress
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Quote from: sunlight on January 01, 2008, 07:25:26 AM
me too...
is absolutely intrigued by guys who play the paino
Oh, IKWYM...(couldn't resist.) Not too long ago, this fellow came to church and after service, we were all kind of talking and whatnot. Mind you, this fellow wasn't conventionally handsome by any means. Then he started playing the piano... Suddenly, he was quite a pretty piece...lol. :laughhard:
:grin:
yep... sometimes its different.... lol.
I think this might be a time to keep my mouth shut and not give anyone any further ammo :grin:
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I like that last one
I liked the reflection in the first one. Looked a little scruffy to me. lol
You have a good eye, Ashlee!
Yeppers. Lots of training on that one. lol Interpreter remember?
I like: Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way
excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?
Got Milk? heffer!~!
my other car is a whooptie!!
don't mess with the larrymobile!!
honk if something falls off!!
honk if you have insurance/ i have a truck payment due!!
boy they dont make duct tape like they used too!
i have freinds in low places. thats where the voices told me to put them!!
giterdone!!!
goterdid!!
redneck: the glorious absence of sophistication!!
heres your sign!!
hahaha you must be a redneck!!
God is my co-pilot pilot
Faster than a speeding ticket
Apathy: I could take it or leave it
Without geometry, life is pointless
I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure
The winner of the rat race is still a rat
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids
The car in front of me at lunch had a bumper sticker that said: "my other car is a broom" :eyebrow:
The car ahead of me today had lots of them...including a darwin fish and a gay Mickey Mouse antenne ball. One of the stickers said ''Anakh if you love Isis''
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what makes it a gay Mikey Mouse Antenna ball?
When it is the shape of the Mouse head but it isnt solid colors its the gay rainbow instead.
Oh, OK, thanks. ;)
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I saw the perfect bumper sticker the other day. It said, "Don't hit me!" :laughhard:
Quote from: practicalme on July 29, 2008, 06:11:01 PM
I like: Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way
I wanted to tell this ^ to the person that backed into the road in front of us then was going slow and couldn't decide if he wanted to turn or not.
driver has no cash/ wife cashed the check!! :laughhard: :laughhard:
Yey Sam! Love that little guy!
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Make tea. Not war."
:beret:
Quote from: SippinTea on January 01, 2008, 07:31:04 AM
Quote from: sunlight on January 01, 2008, 07:25:26 AM
me too...
is absolutely intrigued by guys who play the piano
CHEL!! That couldn't have been _you_ that posted, surely? :o
Just wait 'til Sir John shows up!
:beret:
That attracted me to Ben!
Quote from: SippinTea on September 02, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Make tea. Not war."
:beret:
I saw an AV like that once...I saved it..
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Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on September 01, 2008, 04:53:48 AM
Quote from: practicalme on July 29, 2008, 06:11:01 PM
I like: Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way
I wanted to tell this ^ to the person that backed into the road in front of us then was going slow and couldn't decide if he wanted to turn or not.
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ive seen this on big trucks and a few campers: its not raining i'm just manually flushing my waste compartment.
makes ya wonder bout following too close to a big truck, espeacially with your bright lights on at night. :laughhard: :laughhard:
my favorite says 'PEACEMONGER'
i'll have to take a pic of the back of my car. i have quite a few on there.
Visualize Whirled Peas.
I love my nephew
note to self: a closed mouth gathers no foot.
I think the truck in front of me this morning was confused. He had an assortmant of bumper stickers, including: Kiss, Metallica and KYKX which is the local COUNTRY station. Sounds like a strange mix. ;)
my new car has 3 on it thus far:
peace, love & hoops [for hula hooping. not playing basketball. lol.]
pro-life & pro-war? i'm anti-hypocrite. thanks.
evolve. [with the o being a peace sign.]
"move it or loose it"
:hypocrite:
GONE MAD
BACK SOON
WARNING: I brake for no apparent reason
Wait... who said what about a piano? Maybe I should stop playing it, I didn't realize it was that hazardous to my lifestyle. :o :-?
Quote from: autopartsgirl on August 03, 2010, 02:03:55 PM
pro-life & pro-war? i'm anti-hypocrite. thanks.
love that quote! may have to borrow it! would make a great teeshirt as well lol
/me ponders making a teeshirt
Quote from a comedian, talking about the signs on christian drivers' cars:
"I got passed by a car the other day that said, "Honk if you love Jesus." So I did. and I'm telling you, the sign she gave me... It let me know one of two things, either she's borrowing that car or she's in a serious backslidden state."
Another one:
"I saw a lady driving 85 in a 35 zone, and on the back bumper she had a sticker that said, "Jesus is my co-pilot." I was like, "Honey you'd better move over and let Him drive. Or 'soon and very soon, you gonna be going to see the King. No more driving there!'"
This one will cut down a lot on horn use:
Honk if you've never seen a semi-automatic fired from a car window
Where's the thread for shirts? Oh well, I saw this on a guy's shirt:
I am a member of the Wilshire County bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Quote from: Psalm_97 on April 10, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
This one will cut down a lot on horn use:
Honk if you've never seen a semi-automatic fired from a car window
Where's the thread for shirts? Oh well, I saw this on a guy's shirt:
I am a member of the Wilshire County bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up.
I wonder if he wears that to go jogging...
i have a magnet that has 3 yard gnomes on it. underneath it says 'chillin with my gnomies'