Ask Seth

[iridiscente]

Did you ever believe in Santa?
We were never taught that he was real.

[Chseeads]

Seth:  Can you either confirm or deny the fact that you are sweet?  :grin:

Nope, I can't. 

Did you know that Santas have unions? Did you know that the most powerful one is called The Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas? Did you know they have an annual convention? Did you know that there is an International University of Santa Claus? Did you know Santas can post on a group called Elf Net? Did you know that there's been a massive falling-out within the Santa ranks, resulting in a Great Santa Schism? Did you know that some of these Jolly Old Elves have even been throwing punches?


Well, now you do:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121565214866541315.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

I knew none of that. 

[Chseeads]

seth?  are these girls debating your sweetness, really?  hhhmmm . . . 

seth?  are you santa in another life and is that why they felt they should share all of the santa information with you?

seth?  what's the latest most interesting thing that's happened to you?

Yeah, I guess....kinda maybe.....

Yeah, to some people I am....

I realized my pants weren't zipped yesterday afternoon.   

[Chseeads]

Seth: what's your latest roadkill story?

A cat ran in under my car when I was hunting for grandma the night she was missing....lol.....  It didn't kill it though...at least not on the spot....

The last thing I can specifically remember killing was a bunny some time back. 

[Chseeads]

Did you ever believe in Santa?
We were never taught that he was real.

Kind of maybe....

[RainbowJingles]

Seth:  Can you either confirm or deny the fact that you are sweet?  :grin:

Nope, I can't. 

Hmmm...  Perhaps we should take a poll.
Or ask for samples...

[The Purple Fuzzy]

 

[Chseeads]

[iridiscente]

BOL @ RJ!!!!! I'd like to see that!

[RainbowJingles]

[newkris]

seth, do you have an air conditioner?

seth, do you have your air conditioner set on EXTREMELY cold? 

  if not, you probably should because someone who is allegedly as sweet as these girls think you are will probably melt now that it's summer.  *smile*

seth, do you have albino squirrels in your yard?

[iridiscente]

Somebody shoulda told that to Ruby!

[Chseeads]

Somebody shoulda told that to Ruby!

Ruby, you have albino squirrels in your yard.

Okay....I told her.....

[Chseeads]

seth, do you have an air conditioner?

seth, do you have your air conditioner set on EXTREMELY cold? 

  if not, you probably should because someone who is allegedly as sweet as these girls think you are will probably melt now that it's summer.  *smile*

seth, do you have albino squirrels in your yard?

Yes, have an AC.

No, not on extremely cold.

No, never seen any albino squirrels.

[iridiscente]

I meant about the possibility of melting, of course. But, it's too late for that!

[newkris]

they are a little hard to ge a clear pic of, but i have two that live in my yard.  so.  now you can say you know someone who has albino SQUIRELLS. 



seth, why are these squirrels albino?

[Chseeads]

It's a genetic mutation.

I know several other genetic mutants....they're just not albino. 

[SippinTea]

Somebody shoulda told that to Ruby!

Ruby, you have albino squirrels in your yard.

Okay....I told her.....

Ummm... thank you... I think.

[newkris]

seth, does ruby really have albino squirrels in her yard, too?

seth, who genetically mutated my squirrels?

seth, who exactly were you referring to that is also a genetic mutant?

[newkris]

one more question, seth, did you notice my new avatar? 

[iridiscente]

If Melody shot Brexcie would you go to jail for TELLING her to?

[MelodyB]

He would be an accessory to the crime.

[newkris]

seth, do you accessorize crime?

seth, do you accessorize crime with the right hat and scarf?

seth, what are your favorite ways to accessorize a crime?

[iridiscente]

Yes, everyone needs a Seth accessory!

[RainbowJingles]

Hmmm...  I have a Rush Limbaugh scarf somewhere.  It's bright and vibrant and fun-looking.

I wonder what a cheesehead scarf would look like...  yellow and holey?