POTY Nomination Speech/Campaign Ad..*taco*taco*taco*

[Roscoe]

 Being as how that Taco has selected me as his campaign manager, at such an enticing rate (he promised not to drive over and kill me if I would serve), I felt I must needs engage in a little campaigning for him. Thus- here goes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as you know, I am the current Reigning POTY  . As such,  I am aware of the fact that the needs and responsibilities of this job are ever present, and require a strong hand. This, my friend, is no job for a delicate lady- it involves the very nuts and bolts, if you will , of the site. Delicate ladies, such as Lady Jenn and Lady Heather simply should not be required to worry about trivial matters and should be able to have GP as a place of respite, not labor.
When it comes to strong hands- Candidate Taco has some of the largest hands ever found on a man, and it has been told that he once broke a bowling ball with a single squeeze.  Surely, Samson would be envious of the Candidate's strength.
The job involves ensuring the members are taken care of- again Candidate Taco stands head and shoulders above the competition. Due to his constant work in the chicken/food service business, I think it is safe to say that he is more capable than any other candidate to provide the proverbial "chicken in every pot". And Meller, that is IN every pot, not Chicken AND pot.
Lastly, is there a person among us that truely dislikes Mexican food?!? (Not counting me. It don't like me, I am innocent in that matter).
I implore you to look past the opposition pretty speeches and slick ways and find the one candidate that is legal and above board, not doing whatever might be easy. That shows INTEGRITY. Which Candidate  Taco has in spades.. VOTE TACO IN THE PRIMARY!  "A CHICKEN IN EVERY POT- AS LONG AS SETH DOESN'T CATCH ME"

[Heather]

#1 I'm fairly certain delicate has never been said in describing me. This is where you can tell Roscoe has no idea who he is speaking of/dealing with.

#2 I'm fairly sure Roscoe is going to any means to make sure Taco is elected. Not limited too but including trying to run the ladies in the election off the road with an army of Miata's!!! Dueling Miata's tried to run me off the road today. I cannot help to think that our resident Miata Man has something to do with this....

[Roscoe]

#1 I'm fairly certain delicate has never been said in describing me. This is where you can tell Roscoe has no idea who he is speaking of/dealing with.

#2 I'm fairly sure Roscoe is going to any means to make sure Taco is elected. Not limited too but including trying to run the ladies in the election off the road with an army of Miata's!!! Dueling Miata's tried to run me off the road today. I cannot help to think that our resident Miata Man has something to do with this....

Ladies are, by nature "delicate".
And I admit nothing vis-a-vis Miatas....

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Here's delicate for you

[Roscoe]

Here's delicate for you

OW! Ya old bat! Why ya pounding me for?!? I said "ladies" not you....

[MsJennJenn]

I'm not delicate either.
Nor does anything a man who even owns a miata could "threaten" me.

[Lynx]

You're saying Fuzzy is not a lady?  Ooooh... I think I'll carefully stay out of the crossfire on this one. 

And Bobby, how dare you imply I was not legal and above-board?  YOU are the one who tried to ME on the phone, only to find to your dismay that it wouldn't work.

And speaking of which...    Bobby

[Roscoe]

You're saying Fuzzy is not a lady?  Ooooh... I think I'll carefully stay out of the crossfire on this one. 

And Bobby, how dare you imply I was not legal and above-board?  YOU are the one who tried to ME on the phone, only to find to your dismay that it wouldn't work.

And speaking of which...    Bobby

I was just trying to rile up Ratz Nest, to no avail, apparently. She knows I think of her as royalty... a royal pain...
And you shouldn't hit a sick man like that, you brute.

[taco_harvell]

Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.

[Roscoe]

Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.

Yeah, that whole speech thing started well....but I must admit the comments took me down a path I wasn't expecting.

[Heather]

That lastest long...lol 

[Roscoe]

Ummmmm.... Maybe it's time to leave the speeches to me and you just stockpile some... ummm... well... vote motivators.

Yeah, that whole speech thing started well....but I must admit the comments took me down a path I wasn't expecting.

That lastest long...lol 

Wait- did I just get FIRED?!? 

* Attention candidates-Apparently my former employer failed to appreciate all that I bring to the table in a campaign. Therefore, it appears I might be available to manage YOUR campaign. Leave the campaigning to a PROVEN professional!! *
** Inquire by pm for extremely competitive rates**

So there, Chicken boy.

[Scott]

[Melody]

*giggles at all the nonsense*

[MsJennJenn]

See strong independent women like Heather and I don't need campaign managers.
We have the voice, the strength and the power to run the race without needing help.

[Scott]

See strong independent women like Heather and I don't need campaign managers.
We have the voice, the strength and the power to run the race without needing help.

That's it!!! Those two are my nominations!!!!

  Vote for Heather and/or Jenn Jenn!!!!!!!!! 

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Uh oh, you spelled Jenn wrong, she's going to holler...

[Lynx]

And smite...

[MsJennJenn]

He's the boss and I want his vote.
So he gets a pass.

[mini]

BTW, Taco's campaign manager has went missing. 

I smell a scandal!  NEWSMAN!

[Lynx]

He's not missing, just sick. I suspect poison.

[mini]

Lead poison. (and not from bullets)

[Scott]

Uh oh, you spelled Jenn wrong, she's going to holler...

You sure?

[Scott]

BTW, Taco's campaign manager has went missing. 

I smell a scandal!  NEWSMAN!

He is too busy in his new truck.

[mini]

If Roscoe's stump speech for Taco begins "Being of sound mind and round body..." run fer da hills.