Pinky IS the brain? Late Breaking News on Local Law Enforcement

[Melody]

In a recent investigation, Roscoe Miata, the local 5-0, has been found to be making $4.72 more a week from his inhaul of confiscated paraphenilia aprehended at the county police station's metal detector. 



It is in question whether or not this is a service to the city as R.M. uses the local funds for the break room "nutriment."  However, when questioned, his peers were unaware there were any, admitting they clock in 15 minutes after alleged R.M.

Roscoe Miata, also known as "Pinky" at the scrap yards for his auto collection and vertical limitations, has been placed in traffic duty until the city concludes inquiries.  The investigation is still currently delving into whether this is connected to the boom of rebuilt Pink Miatas in the area.  There is no known affiliation between this case and and the Miata Convention this weekend, police say.

[MelodyB]

[Roscoe]

  Even the weed growing hippychick?!

  You AIN'T right!