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Ashlee

#50
May 25, 2008, 05:32:40 AM
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on May 25, 2008, 05:30:35 AM
awful lot of hens flocking to this thread...

and that bump, ouch, crash is really terrible ash but I cracked up... LOL


And now you've joined us.

Well, with Mel running away like that, I'm hoping it wasn't her that went bump ouch and crash.  *sigh*

MelodyB

#51
May 25, 2008, 05:33:30 AM
Haha!!

Maybe...is there a bus stop nearby?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Amelia Bedelia

#52
May 25, 2008, 05:33:44 AM
yes, I did
it was the word "motorcycle"

1legRooster

#53
May 25, 2008, 05:34:58 AM
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on May 25, 2008, 05:23:39 AM
what time do you wake up?
and do you feel the need to inform the world that you are awake for the day?
what kind of bike?

LOL, I feel like I am at work.  LOL

I wake up when I need to baised on the day.  LOL  Or more accuratly.  I wake up when my brain tells my eyes to open.   :laughhard:

Nope.  I do not need to let the world know I am awake.  Just go about my business those that need to know will know.  LOL

The motorcycle in question a Honda Nighthawk 750
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

MelodyB

#54
May 25, 2008, 05:36:16 AM
So when you dont have your limbs broken, you live by yourself?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

1legRooster

#55
May 25, 2008, 05:38:30 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on May 25, 2008, 05:26:11 AM
Are you gonna still ride the bike when you are all healed?
How long have you been in church?
Are you called to preach?
Have you ever been to Florida?
Do you pay for internet or do you leech off of others?

Yes, when I have the speed in flexability back in my ankle and foot, then yes.  I plan to Ride again.  

I was born and raised in church... so 30 years, almost 31

No, I am not called to preach, I am more of a teacher, but not sure where all that is going to go.  Currently I work as a servant at my church (that is outside the job that pays the bills) so I do as my pastor and the pastoral staff request.

No, never been to Florida

And No, I have my own internet service.  Leaching off someone else would be stealing...  :hypocrite:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#56
May 25, 2008, 05:40:15 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 25, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
In what year do you plan to run for president?

What do you think of the campaign slogan "Sir Boksalot will give you something to crow about"?

LOL, would rather be an adviisor then President, but alas, no one of True value has been running.

Ummm.... thanks for the option.. but NO.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

MelodyB

#57
May 25, 2008, 05:40:35 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 25, 2008, 05:38:30 AM


No, I am not called to preach, I am more of a teacher, but not sure where all that is going to go.  Currently I work as a servant at my church (that is outside the job that pays the bills) so I do as my pastor and the pastoral staff request.



:thumbsup2: :thumbsup2: :thumbsup2:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

RainbowJingles

#58
May 25, 2008, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: Amelia Bedelia on May 25, 2008, 05:33:44 AM
yes, I did
it was the word "motorcycle"


rofl  Leave it to Mary to smell a motorcycle miles away.  Add some scruff, and she'll be ready to move to California!

Backseat Radio

#59
May 25, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
*steps into the henhouse*

Have you ever crashed a car?
Have you ever got a speeding ticket/warning?

*leaves the henhouse*

1legRooster

#60
May 25, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
Quote from: SippinTea on May 25, 2008, 05:27:06 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 25, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
In what year do you plan to run for president?

What do you think of the campaign slogan "Sir Boksalot will give you something to crow about"?

BOL!! Nice one! :highfive:

How far is heaven?
How tall is tall?

:beret:

Heaven is as far away as you soul leaving your body.... of a Christian of course.  (to be absent from the body is to be present with Christ)

Tall is as tall as one needs to be to be taller then the average person around them.  I.E.  a person 4' is only tall when surounded by people 3'5" AND SHORTER.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#61
May 25, 2008, 05:44:39 AM
Quote from: teacheroftheLord on May 25, 2008, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on May 25, 2008, 05:26:11 AM
Do you pay for internet or do you leech off of others?

Are you a leech?
Wouldn't that make you a vampire also?
Should we be afraid of things that go *bump* in the night? Or in your case the *bump* would be followed by *ouch* and *crash* since you'd be hopping, right?

LOL, maybe I should have gone with hopalong.  LOL

Bump followed by an ouch bang, and possibly a scream yea... that could be me.  LOL...
NURSE... where are my Pain pills.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#62
May 25, 2008, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on May 25, 2008, 05:29:32 AM
Would you consider dating short gals?
Do you like long hair?
What about really blue eyes you can get lost in?
Do you like ice in your tea?

Height is not a rulling factor in a person I date, it is only a personal preference.  Although a person who's head could double as an arm rest.... well that would take a very amazing woman.

Yes.  I prefer long hair.

I prefer not to get lost well talking to someone... but Blue eyes are great.  I have blue eyes.

I like Ice in my ice tea.  but not in my Hot tea.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#63
May 25, 2008, 05:48:39 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on May 25, 2008, 05:36:16 AM
So when you dont have your limbs broken, you live by yourself?

I have roommates.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

#64
May 25, 2008, 05:49:05 AM
Hey, Chel!  He's calling for you again!  :roll:  Get the nurse in here!

Ashlee

#65
May 25, 2008, 05:49:16 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 25, 2008, 05:44:39 AM
NURSE... where are my Pain pills.  LOL

Oh Cheeeeeeeeeeellllllllll


ETA
Rofl, great minds think alike.  I took more time on Chel's name.  lol

1legRooster

#66
May 25, 2008, 05:51:15 AM
Quote from: bsr on May 25, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
*steps into the henhouse*

Have you ever crashed a car?
Have you ever got a speeding ticket/warning?

*leaves the henhouse*


LOL.  Nope the Motorcycle accident was my first.... and it was not even involving another vehicle...

Yes.  I am a guy in California.... I think our licenses are issued with atleast two.  LOL  although until this accident I had a clean record for a while....  I am trying to be good... LOL Tickets are expensive.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

#67
May 25, 2008, 05:52:33 AM
So if you had to choose one over the other, would you prefer to BE a hot tea or look at a hot tea?  :freaky2:

MelodyB

#68
May 25, 2008, 05:53:23 AM
Are you getting tired of all the endless questions?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#69
May 25, 2008, 05:54:25 AM
Okay, gals. Ya gotta hand it to him. He kept up with the barrage, and even had good answers. *grin*

Go goin', Jonathan! :highfive:





Eloooonnnnaaaa... *warning tone* You are SO asking to be pounded.

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

RainbowJingles

#70
May 25, 2008, 05:55:01 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 25, 2008, 05:51:15 AM
Quote from: bsr on May 25, 2008, 05:43:05 AM
*steps into the henhouse*

Have you ever crashed a car?
Have you ever got a speeding ticket/warning?

*leaves the henhouse*


LOL.  Nope the Motorcycle accident was my first.... and it was not even involving another vehicle...

Yes.  I am a guy in California.... I think our licenses are issued with atleast two.  LOL  although until this accident I had a clean record for a while....  I am trying to be good... LOL Tickets are expensive.

Funny...  I got mine about a year ago.  It didn't come with any!  Hmmm...

1legRooster

#71
May 25, 2008, 05:56:09 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 25, 2008, 05:52:33 AM
So if you had to choose one over the other, would you prefer to BE a hot tea or look at a hot tea?  :freaky2:

LOL.  You know I know your meaning here... and as a wise man... I will have to say......    :cool:

No Comment...
:tantrum:

The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

#72
May 25, 2008, 05:56:49 AM
Quote from: SippinTea on May 25, 2008, 05:54:25 AM
Okay, gals. Ya gotta hand it to him. He kept up with the barrage, and even had good answers. *grin*

Go goin', Jonathan! :highfive:





Eloooonnnnaaaa... *warning tone* You are SO asking to be pounded.

:beret:

You mean the barrage is over?  :sadbounce:  He'll be so disappointed!


And I don't recall asking for a :pound: ing...  Strange...

1legRooster

#73
May 25, 2008, 05:57:39 AM
Quote from: MelodyB on May 25, 2008, 05:53:23 AM
Are you getting tired of all the endless questions?

LOL, well one so easy... maybe... but on the other hand, I have had many minutes of work here, that has kept me very entertained.... as well as increased my number of posts very nicely.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

#74
May 25, 2008, 05:58:30 AM
Quote from: SippinTea on May 25, 2008, 05:54:25 AM
Okay, gals. Ya gotta hand it to him. He kept up with the barrage, and even had good answers. *grin*

Go goin', Jonathan! :highfive:





Eloooonnnnaaaa... *warning tone* You are SO asking to be pounded.

:beret:


Poor RJ....  :pound:

LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.
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