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Started by apsurf, April 09, 2008, 01:04:36 PM

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MelodyB

Ooooooo confessions of a warped mind...

I would hate for mine to turn up there too.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

1legRooster

Quote from: sunlight on May 28, 2008, 07:03:30 AM
:o
hopefully not mine at the moment... id hate for it to turn up in the confession thread!

Sounds like a Case for the NEWSMAN.....
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

Ashlee

ROFL.  Perhaps we all need to go to confession.

RainbowJingles

*sets up a little booth with a credit card machine*

*hangs up a sign*

Tell me everything.  Feel better.  Only $50.

Ashlee

*pays RJ with 10 wooden nickels* 

Well, there was the time that I......

1legRooster

#30
* Sets up bigger booth.*

Hires John, tell us everything....

Only 5 Cents.

Oh and sign here   :contract:
please note that everything you say can and may be used against you in a future investigation.  anything you say may be twisted... built upon.... changed.... and basically made to reflect in no way the words actually used.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

*NEXT*

I don't take wooden nickels.  My Daddy taught me better than THAT!

Slide the plastic and nobody gets hurt.

Ashlee

Just so everyone knows, Jon has a typo in the fine print.  Therefore it makes the contract null and void

RainbowJingles

Quote from: 1legRooster on May 28, 2008, 07:11:48 AM
* Sets up bigger booth.*

Hires John, tell us everything....

Only 5 Cents.

Oh and sign here   :contract:
please note that everything you say and and may be used against you in a future investigation.  anything you say may be twisted... built upon.... changed.... and basically made to reflect in no way the words actually used.


Oh my WORD!  How could one person process so much of GPlore in such a short time?!!?!?  :laughhard:

1legRooster

Quote from: teacheroftheLord on May 28, 2008, 07:13:32 AM
Just so everyone knows, Jon has a typo in the fine print.  Therefore it makes the contract null and void

LOL.... corrected... And to Can.... LOL

And what fine print?????

besides a type error would not void it... just allow further.... interpretation of it.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 28, 2008, 07:13:40 AM
Quote from: 1legRooster on May 28, 2008, 07:11:48 AM
* Sets up bigger booth.*

Hires John, tell us everything....

Only 5 Cents.

Oh and sign here   :contract:
please note that everything you say and and may be used against you in a future investigation.  anything you say may be twisted... built upon.... changed.... and basically made to reflect in no way the words actually used.


Oh my WORD!  How could one person process so much of GPlore in such a short time?!!?!?  :laughhard:

No sleep and over 200 posts in 4 days.  LOL

Besides... it helps when your work is risk assessment.  You get used to finding the patterns.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

Ashlee

Shouldn't it be will and not may?

Yeah, I know all about interpretations.  Go ahead, make my day....

RainbowJingles

RISK ASSESSMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!




:laughhard:



:rotfl:


:rofl:



And you were doing WHAT on that motorcycle the first day you got it??!??!??!??!??!???!??!??!??!??!??!??!

1legRooster

Quote from: teacheroftheLord on May 28, 2008, 07:20:30 AM
Shouldn't it be will and not may?

Yeah, I know all about interpretations.  Go ahead, make my day....

No... because it could be really boring... in which case I would not want to obligate myself and anyone else to try to use it.
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

1legRooster

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 28, 2008, 07:21:18 AM
RISK ASSESSMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!




:laughhard:



:rotfl:


:rofl:



And you were doing WHAT on that motorcycle the first day you got it??!??!??!??!??!???!??!??!??!??!??!??!

Hmmmm.... Why did I buy a used bike vs. a new bike.... why did I wear proper gear....

Oh yea because I knew odds of having an accident are greatest with your first bike and as you start to learn....

Now I have my accident out of the way.  LOL
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles


Newsman

   If the kissing is done properly, that should, of course, also take care of the touching the shoulder and running the fingers through the woman's hair, all at the same time!


John  :waving:

MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

apsurf

ahh...new way to squash the poofs!!!!!

Ashlee

Quote from: Newsman on May 28, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
   If the kissing is done properly, that should, of course, also take care of the touching the shoulder and running the fingers through the woman's hair, all at the same time!


John  :waving:

:o  Wow

Quote from: MelodyB on May 28, 2008, 12:02:51 PM
Oooo la la!!

:laughhard:  Ya'll are killing me.

SippinTea

Quote from: Newsman on May 28, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
   If the kissing is done properly, that should, of course, also take care of the touching the shoulder and running the fingers through the woman's hair, all at the same time!


John  :waving:

*falls on the floor in a dead faint*

Surely, that was not Sir John that posted?!?!

:o :o :o :o

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

The Purple Fuzzy


RainbowJingles

Quote from: SippinTea on May 28, 2008, 04:15:33 PM
Quote from: Newsman on May 28, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
   If the kissing is done properly, that should, of course, also take care of the touching the shoulder and running the fingers through the woman's hair, all at the same time!


John  :waving:

*falls on the floor in a dead faint*

Surely, that was not Sir John that posted?!?!

:o :o :o :o

:beret:



:thud:

:o

No joke, Ruby!

He DID say he wasn't doing very well yesterday, but this...  :o

Hmmm...  perhaps the guys should stay in a different STATE instead of a different cabin.   :o

The Purple Fuzzy

It's Chel's fault for getting Ashlee to do the CPR...
:laughhard:

SippinTea

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 28, 2008, 04:25:12 PM
:thud:

:o

No joke, Ruby!

He DID say he wasn't doing very well yesterday, but this...  :o

Hmmm...  perhaps the guys should stay in a different STATE instead of a different cabin.   :o

Scariness! I mean, I quite agree with his post, but for Sir John to post that?!?  :o

*faints again*

Quote from: practicalme on May 28, 2008, 04:26:37 PM
It's Chel's fault for getting Ashlee to do the CPR...
:laughhard:

Ohhhh.... That's what it was. *nods wisely*

Newsflash! Ashlee has been nominated for most kissable GP gal!

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel