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Started by apsurf, April 09, 2008, 01:04:36 PM

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apsurf

Well, something to pass the time and to reteach all bachelors the goal to strive for.









apsurf

And this one brings some memories......


apsurf

Why Batchelors' have very high car insurance and are not hired to be greyhound bus drivers.


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MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

relevant_grace

Goodness, Brandon.  You're great.

apsurf

couldn't pass this old joke up....



Hard of Hearing
       Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
       A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
       A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
       Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
       The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart mummer and be careful."

apsurf

Why a batchelor never should get hitched


MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

RainbowJingles

That is SO not fair!  :sadbounce:  Guys and their simplistic wardrobes!  lol

apsurf

When should a batchelor's senses kick in.....this just might be a little late!!!!   :laughhard:


RainbowJingles

Is there something wrong with that picture?  Doesn't a guy appreciate being appreciated?!?!?!





:laughhard:

1legRooster

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 27, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
Is there something wrong with that picture?  Doesn't a guy appreciate being appreciated?!?!?!

:laughhard:

:yikes:

That Explains some things. 

:laughhard:
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

RainbowJingles

And just what does it explain?  ???






:hypocrite:




I think I had a conversation with a guy like that was kind of like that once, actually.  Quite fascinating.  :roll:
Poor guy had no life except mine, and I didn't have enough to go around.

1legRooster

Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 28, 2008, 06:14:43 AM
And just what does it explain?  ???


I think I had a conversation with a guy like that was kind of like that once, actually.  Quite fascinating.  :roll:
Poor guy had no life except mine, and I didn't have enough to go around.

Hello... look at all the signs she put up... I would be worried that the next sign would say Here Lies.......
The early bird get's the worm, but who wants to eat a worm.

Ashlee

Quote from: nwlife on May 27, 2008, 03:40:59 PM
When should a batchelor's senses kick in.....this just might be a little late!!!!   :laughhard:



What's wrong with that picture?  For one thing, if you look at the dates, he helps her take off her coat before he touches her shoulder.  How do you help someone take off their coat without touching them?  *walks away shaking head*

sunlight

no kidding... and you can hug with a coat on too... that thing is all out of wack...
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

RainbowJingles

Quote from: 1legRooster on May 28, 2008, 06:17:33 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on May 28, 2008, 06:14:43 AM
And just what does it explain?  ???


I think I had a conversation with a guy like that was kind of like that once, actually.  Quite fascinating.  :roll:
Poor guy had no life except mine, and I didn't have enough to go around.

Hello... look at all the signs she put up... I would be worried that the next sign would say Here Lies.......

:o

Okay... point taken.

lol  Ash and Chel.

Ashlee

Yep.  Why didn't he run his fingers through her hair while he was kissing her. Why did he wait until the next day.  *cough*  I better stop.  lol

sunlight

BOL! :laughhard: i was wondering something like that too
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

MelodyB

Me too, I almost said that. LOL
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Ashlee

Leave it to me to say what everyone else was thinking.  :hypocrite:

MelodyB

Ummm yeah. You mind reader.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

sunlight

:o
hopefully not mine at the moment... id hate for it to turn up in the confession thread!
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!