I once saw a sign that said "Red Hat Rentals." I asked my wife why would anybody want to rent a red hat.
And she said....
Maybe someone who was a Red Hat Fedora programmer?
And... I laugh and nobody else gets that joke. Oh well.
Or maybe they rent laptops with Red Hat installed. Although personally I'd recommend Linux Mint...
All those old ladies that wear read hats and purple... called the Red Hat Club or something, they might want to rent one. ;)
Warning - When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple
By Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
and satin candles, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
and run my stick along the public railings
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick the flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at a go
or only bread and pickles for a week
and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
and pay our rent and not swear in the street
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
http://www.redhatsociety.com/aboutus/howitstarted.html
Naaaaah, save it up for when you get old. Surprising people is the best part. :cool: