Hallmark Writer's Bad Day, ya know they have 'em

[Babs]

Here's a list of the results when the writers of those Hallmark Cards have a really bad day:

When Hallmark Writers Have a Bad Day

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
What was I thinking??!!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Too bad no one likes your spouse.)

How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby???

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell till I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
that you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion!
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

Someday I hope to get married...
But not to you.

Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age...
Almost lifelike!

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

I knew the day would come when you would
leave me for my best friend.
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

We have been friends for a very long time...
What do ya say we call it quits?

I'm so miserable without you.
It's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!
(Did you ever find out who the father was?)

You are such a good friend that if we were
on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Mississippi)

[Ashlee]

This is hilarious!  I wish some of them had really been made. I have a list of who I would send them to.  lol

[Sis]

How could two people as beautiful as you...
Have such an ugly baby???

[Babs]

This is hilarious!  I wish some of them had really been made. I have a list of who I would send them to.  lol

right! lol

[Tricia Lea]

 

[Babs]

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.

this is my favorite one lol

[Sis]

You can always make your own cards now.

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.

this is my favorite one lol

That would be funny but I wouldn't talk about my hunnie that way.

[Babs]

i have considered starting an Ethyl line of cards 

[Sis]

Stevebert and I did. We called it Stevebert/Phylbert nuthouse productions

[Ashlee]

I would like to read some of those.  lol

[Babs]

me too lol, maybe you could post some here sis..............

[Tricia Lea]

i have considered starting an Ethyl line of cards 

[Sis]

Gotta find them in this mess, first.

[Chseeads]

I could send some of those to some people too. 

[LeahMarie]

[Ashlee]

*bump*  Sis, did you ever find those cards?

[Sis]

I'm half packed and everything that wasn't important was either packed or put in storage.

[Ashlee]

awww. ok.  hey, where ya moving?

[Sis]

We were going to move to another, larger place in this complex, but just then the car started falling apart and the money had to go to that.

I hate these state inspections. You can't fix things one at a time, you have to do everything at once or you fail the inspection and can't drive your car legally.

[Ashlee]

I know.  My horn stopped working.  I need to get someone to look at it for me.  I just don't wanna pay for it.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

BOL!  This another thread a "guest" drug up and I saw for the first time.

[almondjoy]

 

Same here.  Those are hillarious!

[Mary J.]

Those are great! Some times I have thought I should make my own cards up. But I am not sure how well they would sell. LOL

[EricShane]

those are cute! lol

[myhaloisintheshop]

Clint has a cat---and I don't like cats

How do you think he would react if I sent a text with this?

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!