She said WHAT?

[Mountain Dew]

My uncle was preaching on David and Goliath one night. He was comparing the physique of each warrior and how each viewed himself compared to his opponent. He started off with Goliath making a muscle and looking at his biceps to proclaim "it's a boulder!" He then, making the switch and acting embarrassed to make a muscle where others could see how small is biceps compared to that of Goliath's,  turned and said that David may have gone behind a tree and said "I've got a pea". His wife burst into laughter on the second row in hysterics and repeated "He's gotta pee! He's gotta pee!" He could have twisted her neck. 

[Scott]

One minister misspoke - he was trying to say six shot revolver and inserted an I rather than an O. His face was RED!