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Open Discussion => Humor & Fun => Topic started by: Sis on June 21, 2008, 09:09:23 PM

Title: Dumb questions
Post by: Sis on June 21, 2008, 09:09:23 PM
Let's start with some of the dumb questions that were sent to Marilys Vos Savant:

Why do men's necks disappear when they get older?

If the Grand Canyon were used as a national landfill, how long would it take to fill it up?

What are the odds that a bat will fly to the right side as it flies out of a cave?

Why did God make cockroaches?

Why is baseball the only sport with players who spit?

Why were most of the major civil war battles fought in national parks?
Title: Re: Dumb questions
Post by: Ashlee on June 22, 2008, 04:47:04 AM
Why does it tell me that I am not allowed to copy any protected material when I try to burn this DVD?

Actually had this situation at work tonight.  :roll:
Title: Re: Dumb questions
Post by: Sis on July 11, 2008, 08:02:15 PM
How old are you?   Why 21, of course!

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Title: Re: Dumb questions
Post by: Sis on August 27, 2008, 06:07:13 PM
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

What are imitation rhinestones?

What do batteries run on?
Title: Re: Dumb questions
Post by: Sis on September 09, 2008, 06:23:22 AM
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Title: Re: Dumb questions
Post by: Babs on December 07, 2016, 10:45:43 AM
Are there any dumb questions not asked?