The haircut

[Sis]

The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.


When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.


'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

 

[mesipie]

lol

[yosemite]

that was good. i generally get bored with long winded jokes but that made me bust a gut!! hahahhahahahahahahahha

[Sis]

Long winded? *sigh* 

[yosemite]

Long winded? *sigh* 

it aint all that bad. my wife even says i'm long winded. of course she's talking about when i levitate the covers!! LOLhahahhahahahahhaha

[mesipie]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew


u really r redneck...aintcha

[Sis]

I saw his picture. He really IS a redneck!

[yosemite]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew


u really r redneck...aintcha

what gave me away?  naaawwww! not me! do ya thank so! who woulda thunk sich a thang. lololololhahahhahahahha

[Sis]

*Sis raises hand*  I would!

[yosemite]

*Sis raises hand*  I would!

yeah, but you dont count, you already know me. hahahhahaha